· No hagáis doble post, poned todos los chistes en un mismo comentario.
¡¡Nueva norma!!
Los chistes de letones entran en la misma categoría que los de las pizas familiares y putas, en la de punish.
#15931 Si quieres te lo cuento en versión letona:
Las rosas son rojas
Wololooooo
Las rosas se transforman en kosakos que te llevan al Gulag.
- What is Latvia national dish?
- Cold hallucinate with a malnourish sauce in bowl carved from rock.
Man is pray for god "God, if you arrs gib me potato, I serves you for rest of life".
That night, angel appear to man. Man scare, ask angel what want. "God has heard prayer Komradde".
Man say "you are give me potato"?
Angel say "Actually, I am wonder if you have potato spare, I am is starve, also verry cold".
Ayer ví a un negro cargando un televisor.
Pensé: Es el mio
Pero el mío está en casa limpiandome los zapatos.
#15951 Habla y escribe, por lo visto. Lo que no deja de sorprender, viniendo del foro de fitness.
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A drunken Jew goes across the bar and breaks the chinaman's nose. The chinaman asks "What was that for?" The jew responds "That was for Pearl Harbor!" "Pearl Harbor," responds the Chinaman "that wasn't Chinese that was Japanese!" The jew retorts "Chinese, Japanese, Korean, your all the same to me." Later the Chinaman busts the jew in the mouth. The Jew asks why,the response is "for the Titanic" Jew replies "Titanic, that was an iceberg" Chinaman retorts "Iceberg, greenberg 'goldberg......"
