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no de los pies para ser pisoteada
ni de la cabeza para ser superior.
Nació del costado para ser igual,
debajo del brazo para ser protegida,
y junto al corazón para ser amada.
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Lo que hay que necesitar:
En pareja vuelan las golondrinas
también un par son las hojas que envuelven al tallo
que una a cada lado está.
Para ver mi sueño
un par de ojos
para tocarlo
dos manos
y si quiero alcanzarlo
serán dos las piernas que me hagan lograrlo.
Tras un beso siempre hay otro
tras una caricia, vienen dos más
y tras mi pensamiento
lo que no olvidaré jamás:
Dos son las alas que un pájaro precisa para volar
dos las miradas, que se miran a la par,
pero el amor que yo sentí
es sólo uno y nada más.
Nunca habrá alguien más
para poder hacer de mí un par.
Dos somos tú y yo
dos almas unidas
que nunca quebrarán
Y si algún día lo hacen
será por la muerte
que nos quiso separar.
Tú me has de acompañar
para completar mi otra mitad
como todo ser de la naturaleza
necesita de otro para avanzar.
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sin pronunciar un reproche,
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sin que me asuste la noche.
Quiero mirar al cielo
y reír en vez de orar,
ya suficiente he implorado
ya me cansé de llorar.
Quiero ver la primavera
en el otoño de mi edad,
destrozando las cadenas
de mis años de Soledad.
Quiero por fin vivir
sin alimentar quimeras,
hoy quiero con toda mi alma
pedirte.... que me quieras.
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NO = Si
SI = No
TAL VEZ = No
TU VERAS... = Como lo hagas te mato
LO SIENTO, PERO... = Lo volveré a hacer igual...
DECIDE TU = Pero haz lo que yo digo
ERES LIBRE DE HACER LO QUE QUIERAS = Ni se te ocurra hacerlo
HAZ LO QUE QUIERAS = Pero lo pagarás caro
NO, NO ESTOY ENFADADA = Porsupuesto q estoy encabrada...... IMBECIL!
TE ESTAS DURMIENDO? = No te duermas
ESTA NOCHE ESTAS MUY CARIÑOSO = No tengo ganas de hacer el amor, pesado
NO ME MIRES DE ESA MANERA = Me encanta que me mires con esa cara de salido...
ESTOY GORDA? = Dime que estoy buenísima
APAGA LA LUZ = Tengo celulitis
QUIERO CAMBIAR ESTAS CORTINITAS = Y las alfombras, y la pintura, y los muebles...
ES QUE ESTA COCINA ES TAN PEQUEÑA... = Quiero una casa nueva
ME QUIERES? = Te voy a pedir algo...
QUE TANTO ME QUIERES? = Y cuesta mucho dinero
NECESITARIAMOS... = Yo quiero
TENEMOS QUE HABLAR = Necesito quejarme de algo
CREO QUE NO NOS COMUNICAMOS LO SUFICIENTE = Tienes que estar de acuerdo conmigo
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TENGO HAMBRE = Tengo hambre
TENGO SUEÑO = Tengo sueño
ESTOY CANSADO = Estoy cansado
HABLEMOS = Estoy tratando de impresionarte para que pienses que soy un hombre profundo y accedas a tener sexo conmigo
PARECES TENSA, TE DOY UN MASAJE? = Primero te meto mano, después quiero sexo contigo
ME CONCEDES ESTA PIEZA? = Quiero sexo contigo
TE GUSTARIA IR AL CINE? = Quiero sexo contigo
QUIERES CENAR CONMIGO HOY? = Quiero sexo contigo
TE PUEDO LLAMAR EL VIERNES? = Te voy a llevar a mi casa y quiero sexo contigo
TE QUIERES CASAR CONMIGO? = Quiero que sea ilegal para ti acostarte con otro hombre que no sea yo
SI, TE QUEDA MUY BIEN (de compras) = Agarralo de una vez y vámonos ya de aqui!!
QUE BIEN TE QUEDA... = Que buena estas!
SI, TE QUEDA BIEN EL NUEVO CORTE DE PELO = Mierda... $30.000 a la basura!!
PERO CUAL ES EL PROBLEMA = No entiendo la tragedia...
QUE TE PASA? = Cual trauma psicologico autoinventado de afecta hoy?
ESTAS ENFADADA? = Me imagino que esta noche nada de sexo...
ESTOY ABURRIDO = Tenemos sexo?
YO TAMBIEN TE AMO = Ok? estas contenta? podemos empezar con el sexo ya??
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-tu mamá es tan gorda que su retrato se cae de la pared!
-tu mamá es tan asquerosa que su mierda agradece por escapar.
-tu mamá es tan pobre que cuando la vi pateando una lata en la calle y le pregunté ¿Qué haces?, me contestó: Mudándome.
-tu mamá es como una cabina telefónica: esta abierta al público, cuesta centavos y muchos entran y salen de ahí todo el dia.
-¿Cuál es la diferencia entre una disolución y una solución? Una disolución es meter a una mujer en una bañera llena de ácido sulfúrico y que se disuelva. Una solución sería meter a todas.
-¿En qué se parece una mujer a una baldosa? En que cuanto más fuerte la pegas al principio, luego puedes estar pisándola toda la vida.
-¿Qué es un travestí? Una mujer con cerebro.
-¿Cuál es el nuevo modelo de coche feminista de Ford? El Scort-Brite.
-¿En qué se parece una mujer a un globo? En que el globo tiende a subir y la mujer sube a tender.
-Dos amigas por la calle... - Mira, ahí viene mi marido con un ramo de flores. Esta noche me toca abrirme de patas. - ¿Por qué? ¿En tu casa no tienes florero?
-¡Tu padre es un proscrito! ¡Y el tuyo un Tigretón!
-¿Qué es lo que tiene una mujer que ponerse en las orejas para estar sexy? Las rodillas.
-¿En que se parece un hombre a una gasolinera? De cuello para arriba... diesel. De cuello hasta cintura.. súper. De cintura para abajo... sin plomo.
-Últimos estudios científicos demuestran la existencia de hormonas femeninas en las bebidas alcohólicas. Esto podemos observarlo porque cuando bebemos decimos muchas tonterías y conducimos fatal.
-¿En qué se parecen las mujeres a las almejas? En que cuando se calientan se abren.
-¿En qué se parecen las mujeres a los cepillos de dientes? En que con el tiempo se abren las cerdas.
-1 hombre y 1 mujer estan en 1 azotea de 1 rascacielos kien llega antes al suelo el hombre o la mujer?
EL hombre la mujer se keda limpiando las ventanaS.
-Porke las mujeres estudian en los submarinos? - Porke en el fondo son listas.
-Ke hace una mujer fuera de la cocina ?pa irse de excursion.
-¿Por qué las mujeres son mujeres y las ratas son ratas? Porque las ratas eligieron primero.
-¿Por qué las mujeres tienen la regla? Porque por algún sitio tenían que explotar las muy jodidas.
-¿En qué se parecen las mujeres a los paracaídas? En que si no se abren, la cascas.
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¿Que Cosa es el Amor?
¿Que cosa es el amor? todos nos preguntamos
sin que haya un ser humano que pudiera contestar,
si el amor es algo que tenemos en mano
y de pronto se esfuma sin poderlo evitar.
Ese verbo pequeño que todos conjugamos
yo amé, tú amastes y ellos amarán,
tal vez esté ligado con el verbo olvidamos
y hasta se una en secreto con el verbo llorar.
Y quizás en sus ramas ese pequeño verbo
lleve bien escondido el verbo traicionar,
y también se conjugue con el verbo recuerdo
y hasta se ramifique con el verbo esperar.
Por eso ¿Qué cosa es el amor? no puedo responderlo
amor es muchas cosas, alegría, dolor,
amor es dicha inmensa adorar un recuerdo
llorar constantemente, vivir de una ilusión.
Amor, es entregarse con una fiebre loca,
es desear a un ser con todo el corazón,
es sentir unas ansias de besar nuevas bocas,
aunque exista una sola que sea nuestra razón.
Amor... por Diós, amor es lo que siento
unas ansias inmensas de gritar la verdad,
de decirle a esa mujer que ella es mi tormenta
aunque yo por orgullo le finjo vanidad.
Y sin embargo callo y finjo indiferencia
y sigo conjugando el verbo despreciar,
amor es el culpable que ahogue mi conciencia
amor es unas ansias muy grandes de llorar.
Ya ven he dicho mucho respecto al amor
y creánme de verás que aún no he comprendido,
si amor es alegría, o tal vez sin sabor
o si sólo es una fiebre que quema los sentidos.
Ahora yo pregunto ¿Quien pudiera contestarme?
olvidando la dicha y olvidando el dolor,
cuál es el ser humano que pudiera explicarme,
de una vez y por todas ¿Que Cosa es el Amor?.
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++8888+++8880++88_+++88_________but dont forget to Fuck!
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-----------------> UNA FRASE,UN MISTERIO <------------------
"Los momentos mas oscuros de nuestras vidas no deben ser enterrados y olvidados , mas bien son la memoria que nos debe ayudar a recordar que el espiritu humano es implacable y nuestra capacidad para superar lo insuperable.
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Quiero ser en tu vida, algo mas que un instante,
algo mas que una sombra y algo mas que un afán.
Quiero ser en ti mismO una huella imborrable
y un recuerdo constante y una sola verdad
Palpitar e tus rezos con temor de abandono
Ser en todo y por todo complemento de ti.
Una sed infinita de caricias y besos
pero no una costumbre de estar cerca de ti
Quiero ser en tu vida, una pena de ausencia
y un dolor de distancia y una eterna amistad
Algo mas que una imagen y algo más que el ensueño
Que venciendo caminos llega, pasa y se va...
ser el llanto en tus ojos y en tus labios la risa,
ser el fin y el principio, la tiniebla y la luz
y la tierra y el cielo... y la vida y la muerte
Ser igual que en mi vida, has venido a ser tú...
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