After two days in the desert, Abdul’s camel was about to collapse.
“Ahmed,” Abdul ordered, “bring her over here to the watering hole!”
Ahmed brought the camel to the watering hole, but no matter what they did, the camel would not drink. Knowing that the camel would die if it did not drink, Abdul came up with an idea. “We will have to force the camel drink,” Abdul explained, “Ahmed, when I hold the camels head under the water, you start sucking through it’s butthole, and it will be forced to drink!”
Knowing they would die if the camel didn’t drink, Ahmed went to the rear of the camel. As Abdul stuck the camel’s head under the water, Ahmed began sucking on the camel’s butthole. After a couple of minutes sucking on the butthole, Ahmed shouted to Abdul, “Lift her head a little, she’s sucking mud!”
Abdul was riding through the desert again on his camel. He had been traveling so long this time that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert, so the he turned to his camel.
When he tried to position himself to have sex with his camel, the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused and started running away again. So, he caught up to it again and got on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the Abdul came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big titted beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said, “If you fix our car we will do anything you want.” The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished all three girls asked, “How could we ever repay you mister.” After thinking for a short while he replied, “Could you hold my camel?”
