Desde May '11 Último post Dic '19 Visto 2 Sep Valencia

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.


Barney: Ooh,your hand is montrous.
Marshall: What did you expect? You've seen my penis

(How I Met Your Mother)

"I say things others won't. That has value."

Pierce Hawthorne (Community)

"High V"

Ted Mosby(How I Met Your Mother)

Shaun: Well that’s funny, isn’t it? Cause to me, it sounded like you’re planning on robbing a bank.

Nathan: No, no, no. I said, uh… “Let’s have a big wank.” Communal masturbation. The ol’ circle jerk.


"I am a man who can never die! And this has been your first taste of Spanish one-oh-dos, the semester I get inside your cabezas."

Señor Chang (Community)

Simon: What’s he doing?

Curtis: He’s trying to smash the bottle with his mind. I think he’s going to shit himself.


Stu: I'm sorry. That's never happened before.
Fran: What? The eight seconds of sex, or the forty minutes of crying afterwards?

(Family Guy)

Jeff: I'm saying you're a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That's racists
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That's racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay
Jeff: That's homophoebic
Troy: That's black
Jeff: That's racist!
Troy: Damn


  • Desde May '11
  • Último post Dic '19
  • Visto 2 Sep
  • Valencia