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#4956 Esa pregunta sobra xD
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EDIT: el vídeo de los burlaos una joya (la entrevista), muy esclarecedor todo.
Por cierto de aqui 4 años éste se queda como el cuesta
Pedazo de historia que acabo de leer en reddit xDD
TIFU: Today I Fucked Up = Hoy la he cagado/jodido
TIFU by pulling my girlfriends breast out.
This happened about ten minutes ago, hurray for that.
My girlfriend and I are relaxing at home today, we are both off from work and it's too hot to really do anything outside. I'm sort of aimlessly cleaning the apartment and she is sitting on the couch talking on her phone with her headset on. So me, being bored, wander over while she's engaged in a lively conversation with her parents ( she's English, they live in England, we live in New York). She is sitting facing me talking on her phone and I reach over, and since she's wearing a loose shirt with no bra on, pop her tits out and proceed to bounce them back and forth in my hands. Which is pretty normal, we are both pretty handsy with each other like that. The fuck up.... She's skyping with her mom and dad. Her parents, Who haven't met me. Now just witnessed me pop their daughters breasts out in their faces and virtually motorboat them. She looks at me in horror, turns the phone to face me. And her parents are just staring at me slack jawed... I ran into the bedroom and locked the door. I can still hear them talking about it outside in the living room.
TLDR: Motorboated my girlfriend in front of her parents. Awaiting ass kicking.
UPDATE: Whoa. I wasn't expecting such a response! Good news boys and girls. I finally let her in. She looked pissed for a moment. Called me a twat ( insert English accent). And proceeded to dry hump me and call me an idiot for a solid minute. I am now tasked with making her something to eat and dealing with the full brunt of her parents when they come visit in a few months. She keeps giggling and calling me an idiot.
UPDATE II: I've never been gilded before! Thank you so much kind strangers!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3j9jxh/tifu_by_pulling_my_girlfriends_breast_out/
