Pues poca broma con esa web porque los que andamos algo cortitos con el ingles hablar con esa gente y no leer libro chustas de "workbook" ayuda el triple.
Eso es lo que pienso, siempre y cuando no te salga un listo flameador xD
Con #360 y el de los símbolos chinos y los rollitos de primavera se me han saltado las lágrimas xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: Heil Hitler
You: o/
Stranger: where are u from stranger?
You: kenya
Stranger: lol
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 20/f
You: 18/M
Stranger: aur kya chal raha h
You: what?
You: english please
Stranger: sorry my english is poor
You: no problem
You: my english too
You: from? i'm spanish
Stranger: pakistan
Stranger: r u virgin
MELOL
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh
You: hu
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: atlanta
Stranger: oh
You: uh
You: i mean
You: atlantida
Stranger: F?M?
You: do you know what atlantida is?
Stranger: um...
Stranger: sry
You: that city
You: that disappeared
You: in the sea
You: thousand years ago
Stranger: umum
You: do you read books?
Stranger: yes
You: but you don't know what atlantida is
Stranger: um
You: do you liek mudkipz?
Stranger: ?
You: i herd u liek em
Stranger: oh
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You: hehe
You: wher you from?
Stranger: korea
You: im form th us
Stranger: ㅡㅡ
Stranger: 미친
You: GOD BLESS AMERICA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 영어 하지말라고 개새끼야 (alguien que sepa descifrar esto....8-)) jajajajja
You: Hi
Stranger: - -
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: 麻痹你死了吗？
You: no
You: woman or man¿
Stranger: gay
<B>Total Ali-G[/b] xddd
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: f or m?
Stranger: sup/
Stranger: f
You: from?
Stranger: usa
You: United States of America, good, good!
You: i'm from mongolia
Stranger: yep
Stranger: cool
You: manimanili, manimanilo
You: u understand?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: nope
Stranger: lol
You: te voy a dar una bolsa de chuches
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Rofl...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi, Im gonna be honest... I just wanna talk to a person good at maths OR a horny girl 
You: damn u pervert
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i just love the maths
You: maths are for gays or nerdies
Stranger: i love the women
You: u don't LOVE any women in your life NERD
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Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you're chatting with is a convicted child sex offender. Please dont give out any personal information to this person.]
You: that sound so sexy
You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: asl?
Stranger: THIS IS ME
Stranger: Stranger: suck my cock
You: MAKE ME
Stranger: i whip a gun out and put it to your head
You: THIS IS ME
You: http://www.thiefofhearts.co.nz/UserFiles/Image/smallprolapse.jpg
Stranger: SUCK IT WHORE
You: DO U LIKE
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: welcome
You: greetings stranger
You: what are you buying?
Stranger: helloooooo
Stranger: cookies
You: Gotta lot of good things on sale, stranger
Stranger: how old are you
You: he he he
You: what are you selling?
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#457 básicamente te ha llamado hijo de puta
#458 es
Age
Sex
Location
En definitiva, edad, de donde eres, y lo mas importante, si eres tia o tio (en el segundo de los casos, disconnect xD)
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You: gay
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo m8
You: never gonna give you up
Stranger: rick roll?
You: ya man
Stranger: omg epic
Stranger: i love you wanna marry?
You: with me?
You: i'm a woman
Stranger: shit.
Stranger: im a man.
Stranger: :/
You: so, when go to marry?
Stranger: HEY HEY
Stranger: i know!
Stranger: i can sexchange for
Stranger: being lesbian?
Stranger: hows that?
Stranger: 
Stranger: im so smart
You: D:
Stranger: )
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: do you like lesbian sex?
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: scissors babe
You: hm..
You: cool
Stranger: ofc.
Stranger: idd.
Stranger:
Stranger: wazap
You: wazap
Stranger: nm u
You: what?
Stranger: porn?
Stranger: u liek them?
Stranger: i liek turtles
You: yeah
You: I like porn
You: who not?
Stranger: who doesnt tell me.
Stranger: ye
Stranger: dunno someone.
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D:
una japonesa...
Stranger: japanese penis is so small
Stranger: i want to find the big penis race
buscando penes grandes xDDD
que le enseñe el mio dice jajajajaj
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You: say hi
You: omegle tells you
Stranger: g nihihih! Troll?
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nadie me quiere 
xDDD
valla mierda .
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You: como andamo
You: q marcha me lllevas?
Stranger: Are you a necrophilliac?
You: enga.. que no me entere yo que ese culito pasa hambre
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You: Hello Im a black man
Stranger: hey
You: and i will stole your bike
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xDDD
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i need a girl
You: hi
You: im not a girl
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Stranger: hi, 21m here, looking for sane people
You: mm i smoke
You: xD
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xD nadie me quiere joder.
Stranger: my robots have escaped
You: OMG!
You: robot invasion?
You: r u sure?
Stranger: i tried to send out my bigger robots to retrieve them
Stranger: but they escaped too
You: OMG OMG
Stranger: i have no bigger robots
You: you think is a good idea to nuke them
You: ?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i have no nukes
You: i have 2 nukes
Stranger: i dont think they will kill me just other people
You: where r the robots now?
Stranger: most are in dc
You: OMG okay
You: FUCK OBAMA
You: im going to nuke DC
Stranger: obama isnt even in dc
You: if you are in dc
You: RUN
Stranger: NOOO
You: and remember DUCK AND COVER
Stranger: dont kill dc
You: if u see a flash light
Stranger: let me send tiny robots to remove the sites and stuff
Stranger: then you can send nukes
You: tiny robots are useless now
You: RUN for your life
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: brb running
You: ok ciao
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: hello im a hot girl and im naked
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'm a fat fuy full clothed
Stranger: guy*
You: NO really im a gay bear on tanga
You: lets have gay sex
You: ok?
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: YEAHHHHHH
Stranger: do you want to be pasive
Stranger: or active?
Stranger: or both? 
You: i like to be a 43 lvl wizard
Stranger: i'll be David Byrne
You: you are sick
You:
You: .
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: THE GAME
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: hi there
You: Arigatou gosaimasu!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Domo, kai shi te, konowa hirotaro, taisobodu-ka?
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You: Asian?
Stranger: no
You: and now?
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You: Asian?
Stranger: hello no aussie
You: holand?
Stranger: australia
You: mmm
You: strange
You: Lot of cangoos there, dont you think?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi.
You: got a joke
You: wanna hear?
You: what was black, then white , and now blue?
Stranger: you have a joke from m.jackson
Stranger: idiot
You: HAHAHAHA
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jajaja uno me acaba de poner konichiwa y le puse no mediavida soz y era de aki tb un tal blakni xDDD estamos petando el omegle ajaja
#478 jajaja k rapidez dios xD
edit! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH CASTIGADOR! xDDDDD
INCREIBLE!!!
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Stranger: wtf
You: konichiwa?
Stranger: no mediavida
Stranger:
You: en serio!?
You: ya era hora jhoder!
Stranger: juea
You: jajajaja
Stranger: no me jodas
You: si tio
Stranger: mediavidiero tambien
You: FEDA!
Stranger: es adef
You: xDD
Stranger: al reves
Stranger: :$
You: bien bien!
You: quien eres?
Stranger: no posteo mucho
Stranger: pero soy castigador
Stranger: y tu
You: Blakni!
You: xDD
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You: xDDDDD
You: muy rebonito!
Stranger: en verdad si
You: xDDD
Stranger: xDDDD
You: oye, sigo buscando asiaticas...
Stranger: jkasjksakjas
You: xDDD
Stranger: vengaa nos vemos
You: deu tio!
Stranger: c ya
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You: Hi Stranger
Stranger: IM FREM TEH INTERNET
You: SERUS BUSINES
Stranger: IM INSIDE UR COMPURE
Stranger: 4CHAN IS MAI REASON FRO LIVING
Stranger: I TROLL NEWFAFS EVERY DAY
You: FEDA IS MAINE
Stranger: THE GAME
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi Stranger
Stranger: sex?
You: no thanks
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