TOCHO INC.!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You are in a room with exits north and south. There is a table with a piece of paper on it. What do you do?
You: doodle on the paper for a bit.
Stranger: You have no pen.
You: i always have a sharpie.
Stranger: You pull your trusty Sharpie out of your pocket and doodle some rabbits on the paper.
Stranger: The original writing is now obscured by fluffy tails.
You: cool. now i think i’ll take a nap.
Stranger: You lie down on the carpet and close your eyes.
You: snooze
Stranger: Time passes.
Stranger: Soon, you wake up, feeling well-rested, but sore.
You: i have to pee. is there a bathroom or a chamber pot or something around?
Stranger: You look around, but find nothing.
You: sigh. i guess i’ll go out the north exit in search of a toilet.
Stranger: You walk through north exit. Inside, you find a fridge with a toaster duct-taped to the side.
You: sweet! does it make toast?
Stranger: The toaster appears to work.
You: awesome. then i’ll play with it by shooting the toast across the room.
Stranger: You lack bread. However, to amuse yourself, you press the lever and listen as it springs up.
You: why do i always lack bread? dammit, i knew i should’ve got some when i was at the store.
Stranger: Well, when we knocked you out and brought you here, we took away all bread you had.
You: you bastards.
You: is there any food in the fridge?
Stranger: Inside the fridge, you find some bread, a stick of butter, and a frozen leprechaun.
You: SO I DON’T LACK BREAD AFTER ALL.
Stranger: Well, now you don
You: i’ll make a leprechaun sandwich on toast.
Stranger: ‘t.
Stranger: You toast the bread and place the leprechaun in between the slices.
Stranger: Leprechaun sandwich had been added to INVENTORY.
You: sweet. are there any other doors besides the one i came in?
You: or is this just a room with a mutant kitchen appliance and nothing else?
Stranger: Exits are south.
You: oh. south door then.
Stranger: You are in a room with exits north and south. There is a table with a piece of paper with doodles on it.
You: south door again!
Stranger: You head through the south exit, and inside you see that it is a small room, occupied only by a ninja.
You: hi ninja! can i hug you?
Stranger: The ninja glares at you, but doesn’t move.
You: no need to be so antisocial.
Stranger: The ninja glares at you again, but doesn’t move.
You: want a sandwich?
Stranger: You offer the ninja your Leprechaun Sandwich. He readies his sword.
You: wait! has the leprechaun thawed out? maybe he can help me defeat the ninja of ultimate doom!
Stranger: The leprechaun has thawed sufficiently and now sleeps in its bread bed.
You: i’ll wake him up and explain the situation
Stranger: The leprechaun jumps up and kicks the ninja’s ass. You now notice a door that the ninja once stood upon.
You: now that i’m out of japan-inflicted danger, my bladder is still threatening to rupture. i’ll go down the door and resume my hunt for a toilet
Stranger: You enter the door. On the other side, you see a toilet. Unfortunately, between you and the toilet is a very angry cat.
You: i read somewhere that you can calm angry animals with music. i carefully choose a soft ballad to sing to the cat.
Stranger: The cat hisses at your horrible singing.
You: i am offended.
Stranger: The cat is going to kill you.
Stranger: The cat raises its giant paw…
You: i bark like a dog. god, i feel like an idiot right now.
Stranger: The cat freaks out even more and bats you against the wall.
Stranger: You feel dazed, but can at least stand.
You: how big is this damn cat?
Stranger: A small house.
You: can i run back to the fridge room and grab that toaster real quick? oh, or the butter!
Stranger: You run back through the rooms and acquire butter. The toaster is stuck in its place though.
You: well then i guess i’ll lure the cat into the ninja room with the butter and then shut it in and urinate in catless peace.
You: i hope.
Stranger: You poke your head through the trap door and find that the cat is too big to fit through the door.
You: well then how did it get down there? was it a kitten and it just grew up in a dungeon bathroom?
Stranger: That, you will never know…
Stranger: Err…
Because I don’t.
You: i laugh in your general direction. then i go back to the original room and try to read that piece of paper i scribbled all over. maybe ignoring the cat will make it go away.
Stranger: You try to read the original writing, but all you can see are the rabbits you drew.
You: huh. these rabbits look hungry. where’s that sharpie, i wanna draw them some carrots…
Stranger: You take out your sharpie and draw some carrots. The rabbits look happy.
You: cool. now i’ll take the paper and feed it to the cat. cats like to eat rabbits, right?
Stranger: The cat shreds your piece of paper and then hisses menacingly at you.
You: awwh, my rabbits. as a last-ditch effort i’ll throw the glob of butter at the cat.
Stranger: The butter sloshes all over the cat. You’ve really pissed it off now.
You: aw, hell. i’ll just pee on it, might as well.
Stranger: You pee on the cat, finally relieving yourself. The cat now, covered in various yellow liquids, becomes enrages and claws at you.
Stranger: You have died, but not before achieving your final goal.
You: can you play hammertime at my funeral? just to piss everyone off?
Stranger: As they lower your casket into the ground, everyone hears, “STOP! Hammertime!” The casket carriers stop lowering for a second, then drop your casket the rest of the way.
You: ouch, my dignity. …heh heh.
Stranger: Restart?
You: nah i really need to get to bed. XD awesome game.
Stranger: Thanks for playing. Most people go one room and quit.
You: lol
Stranger: Would you like to know what was written on the paper?
You: sure
Stranger: “On it are instructions on how to kill a cat with a piece of buttered toast, as well as the statement, ‘Leprechauns>ninjas.’”
You: fucking cat. XD
Stranger: And you still had the toast with you from the sandwich.
You: bah.
You: i’ll forever be remembered as that dumb bitch who peed on a cat and then was killed by it.
Stranger: Oh please.
Stranger: Others have done worse.
Stranger: Much worse…
You: such as? curious
Stranger: Hold on, I’ve got some saved…
Stranger: Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: HI
You: You are in a room with exits north and south. There is a table with a piece of paper on it. What do you do?
Stranger: SHIT MY PANTS
You: You laid one in your pants. Now the room is smelly.
Stranger: I CRY
You: You sit in the middle of the room and cry about your inability to play text-based games. It does no good.
Stranger: /QUIT
Stranger: /NEW GAME
You: You are in a room with exits north and south. There is a table with a piece of paper on it. What do you do?
Stranger: BREAK OFF THE LEG OF THE TABLE AND STAB MYSELF WITH IT
You: You violently rip off the leg off the table and pound it into your chest. Blood spurts out, and you begin to lose consciousness.
Stranger: SHIT MY PANTS
You: Amidst the warm blood, you feel warm shit in your pants.
Stranger: TOO TIRED TO THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE “FUNNY” TO SAY
Stranger: /QUIT
You: You exit the conversation.
You have disconnected.
You: hahahaha oh god
Stranger: Only one person has ever won.
Stranger: Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: You are in a room with exits north and south. There is a table with a piece of paper on it. What do you do?
Stranger: fuck it
You: You violently hump the table, but it derives no pleasure from it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: That was not the winner.
You: XDDD
Stranger: All right, I should probably let you get to bed. It must be midnight or later, right?
You: uh yeah. two am. XD
You: thanks for an awesome game 
Stranger: East coast…
Stranger: No prob!
Stranger: Thanks again for playing.
You have disconnected.
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