Lyrics
Chorus x2
My rank's gone down I'm wondering why I?
Booted up the game at all
Angry BM fills the chat window
And I can't play at all
And even if I could it'd all be cheese
But your BO on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Dear IdrA, I Pmd you but you still ain't replied
I left my B Net Address and my character code inside
I sent 2 PMs back in beta, they musta not arrived
I was so proud, but sad inside when you were beating Clide
Sometimes I get excited and misspell names when I'm chattin
Anyways, F it, what's been up, man? What's Grackalackin?
I've been playin Starcraft too I'm bout to be Masters
If I make a smurf account, guess what Imma call it...Imma name it Gracken
I read about what Jinro did to you, that kinda sucks man
I had a friend who quit the game after someone 3 Rax rushed him
You prolly hear this every day...but you're the greatest Z
I even got some Brood War replays when you played as T
I got a folder full of your replays and your B.Os man
I liked the games you played in GSL, that shit's 'S Class'
Anyways, I hope you get this man. Hit me back
I'm in chat, truly yours, your biggest fan...This is Dan...
Chorus
Dear Greg, I checked my inbox and it still is empty
I ain't mad, I just think it's BM that you don't GG
If you didn't wanna play after the tourney really quick
That's cool, but you could have at least played a game with Nick
That's like my brother, man. He's 26 years old
We waited in the Blistering Sands for you for 4 hours and you just said "No"
That's pretty ‘tasteless’ man, he treats you like his Guru
He wants to play just like you man, he macros just like you do
I ain't that mad, I'm really not the type to "boohoo"
Remember when we met at Blizzcon, you said if I messaged you, you'd hit me back
See, I'm kinda like you in a way, I never miss my Larvae neither
I outmacro my opponents and beat em
I can relate to how you’re playing in your games
so when I have a shitty day, I load your stream and then press play
cuz I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I be stressed
I even got a picture of your face up on my desk
Sometimes I even rush my friends to brush up on my cheese
cuz that 3 minute mark...all-ins are such a sudden rush for me
Everything you do is pro, and you're so focused when you're preppin'
My practice partner's jealous cuz I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you, Grack, no one does!
He don't know what it was like for people like us ranking up
You gotta reply, man. I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
PS Me, you and Nick should 3v3 together too
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Dear MR. “I'm Too Good To Cheese or Change My Strats”
This will be the last replay I ever send you, Grack!
It's been 8 months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you read my last 2 emails, I wrote the subject headers perfect
So here's some casts I'm sending you, I hope you see them
I'm in your game right now… Oh surprise, you BMd
Hey Grack, you just lost all your banelings, where's your supply?
Remember that thread up on TL by some angry guy
about why Protoss was OP by everyone that used them?
And how you never even say GG when you be losing?
That's nothing like this is, but you coulda rescued me from losing
now it's too late, I'm down a thousand ladder points now and cruising
And all I wanted was a lousy message, or a game
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures out the frames
I loved you Grack, we coulda played together, THINK about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't win and you DREAM about it
and when you STREAM I hope it just lags and you RAGE about it
I hope your conscious RAPES you and you can't PLAY without me
Hey Gre...Shut up Noob, I'm tryin to cast!
Hey Grack, that's my Queen that's screaming in the back
But her energy is full, I never use her, see I ain't like you
cuz if she poops some creep, We’ll just lose faster, than I'll dive too
Well, gotta go, my comps about to crash now
Oh crap, I forgot..how am I supposed to send this cast out?
Chorus
Dear Dan, I meant msg you sooner I've just been busy
You said you had a partner now, what division is he?
Look, I'm really flattered that you'd name your ID that
Here's a build order for Nick, I wrote it down here all in caps
I'm really sorry that I took so long just to PM you
don't think I did that shit intentionally just to BM you
And what's this stuff where you said about you like to use some cheese too?
I did that once in GSL, come on, how bronze league is you?
You got some issues, Dan, I think you need some coachin
to help you from falling down the rank when using only roaches
And what's this shit about us meant to team together?
That type of shit don’t make me not want us to play each other
I really think you and your partner need each other
And maybe that can make you even better
I hope you get to see this message...I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt your rank, you guys will be doing just fine
If you change your strat a little, I'm glad I inspired you, but Dan
Why are you so bad? Try to understand that I DO want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I saw this one thread on GomTV a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some kid “all-ined” every game and always lost
Dropped a couple leagues, got mad anf finally he switched to Toss
In his posts they found a cast, didn’t say who it was to
Come to think about it..his name was..it was you...Damn
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