Venid hermanos, reunámonos alrededor del calor del fuego donde estas coñas eran solo eso, coñas, y nadie montaba un cristo. Añado tema, llenemos esto con aquello que os mataba a risa, y que ahora ni de lejos puede publicarse.
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