April Fool's 2012

News reports of Ray Muzyka going rampid in New York at 11:15 pm last night. Paparazzi caught him urinating on hookers and parked cars, screaming the words 'We made a mistake!" He was arrested and taken to the local police station for questioning. Shortly after; Ray Muzyka escaped from custody, which led the NYPD on a four hour chase, causing riots and uproar in the streets, along with 3 Million dallors in proprety damage. He was later detained and is now currently in custody.

Greg Zeschuk found drunk at convenient store on 32 Watts St. By standards report he began shouting and screaming at anyone coming into the store. Yelling profanity and racial slurrs before destroying half of the store with a toy light saber. Security cameras recorded him swinging the saber around hitting customers and destroying half of the store. He then ran off before police could arrive.