overking, You should play CSM for a living. There is no better future in store for you 
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#141 i dont think ure ready to do cpe with just 5th year of eoi. ppl say its even easier than advanced, and afaik proficiency is far more difficult than advanced.
What word do you think isn't?
"The internet is something that people, specially ................, are using more and more, an this is...".
- Say who uses the internet most
Big Boobs 
#154 not at all... i've studied 5th EOI with proficiency books... and it was supposed i was ready for that (ready if i had kept on studying a bit more then, but actually i've been 3 years with no practice of gramma)
The internet is for porn
Writting in english anyone learn it.
I can't speak english very well because i haven't got idea xDDDD
I'm going to copy a poem of Charles Bukowski, I have it on(at, in? I never know when I must use any of them xD) my profile.
How to be a good writer
you've got to fuck a great many women
beautiful women
and write a few decent love poems.
and don't worry about age
and/or freshly-arrived talents.
just drink more beer
more and more beer
and attend the racetrack at least once a
week
and win
if possible
learning to win is hard -
any slob can be a good loser.
and don't forget your Brahms
and your Bach and your
beer.
don't overexercise.
sleep until moon.
avoid paying credit cards
or paying for anything on
time.
remember that there isn't a piece of ass
in this world over $50
(in 1977).
and if you have the ability to love
love yourself first
but always be aware of the possibility of
total defeat
whether the reason for that defeat
seems right or wrong -
an early taste of death is not necessarily
a bad thing.
stay out of churches and bars and museums,
and like the spider be
patient -
time is everybody's cross,
plus
exile
defeat
treachery
all that dross.
stay with the beer.
beer is continuous blood.
a continuous lover.
get a large typewriter
and as the footsteps go up and down
outside your window
hit that thing
hit it hard
make it a heavyweight fight
make it the bull when he first charges in
and remember the old dogs
who fought so well:
Hemingway, Celine, Dostoievsky, Hamsun.
If you think they didn't go crazy
in tiny rooms
just like you're doing now
without women
without food
without hope
then you're not ready.
drink more beer.
there's time.
and if there's not
that's all right
too.
For those who plan to face the Certificate iof Proficiency in English, you should know that the most difficult parts are: the use of English and the Speaking test. The use of English is the hardest part mainly due to exercices like "make up the correct word by using this one" (e.g.: My -bring- has encouraged me to be always optimistic ---> in this case, you must use UPBRINGING) and they use to be a 25% of the final exam mark. And I don't find necessary to explain why the Speaking test is that difficult if you use to carry out orals. You must to be aware of the fact that the examiner will make you talk about the most wicked subject that he thinks of in such that moment, so grasp your guts and breathe deeply.
#158 You are sick my friend... Do you canŽt think another things? Like toons... Mickey Mouse... my cousins...
Hi all!
EDITED:
Cafré
Ghetto person (thing)
Hijo de la gran puta
Son of a great whore
Marica
Gay
Vaya al infierno
Go to hell
No sirves para nada
You are good for nothing
Chúpemela
Suck me
Chupe mantequilla de mi culo
Suck butter from my ass
Chupe leche del pene
Suck milk from my penis
Mierda
Shit
Mierda Pequeña
Little Shit
Se cagó en los pantalones
He crapped in his pants
Cierra el pico
Shut your mouth
Me Cago en tu leche
I shit in your milk
Hijo de mil putas
Son of thousand bitches
Vete al infierno
Go to hell
Asqueroso
Revolting
Tu puta madre me la chupa
Your whore mother sucks me
Vete al diablo!
Go to the devil! (Go to hell)
Vaya mierda
Go shit
Coño
Cunt (male)
idiota
idiot
Tonto
Foolish
Cabeza de mierda
Shithead (lit. Head of crap)
Imbécil
Imbecile
Esta vida es un asco
Life's a bitch
Jodete
Fuck you
Maldito sea
Damnit
Cara de culo
Ass face
Come Mierda
Eats shit (worthless person)
Joda a su madre
Fuck your mother
Cantamañanas
Asshole
Voy a comer el coño de tu madre
I'm going to eat your mom's pussy
Me cago en tu puta madre
I shit in your whore mother
Come mierda
Shit-eater (A stupid person)
Chupame la verga, prostituta
Suck my cock, whore
Metete el pito por los oidos
Put your dick in your ears
No vales nada cabrona
You're not worth shit bitch
Cabeza de güevo
Dickhead
Chupaverga
Cock sucker
Maldita puta
Fucking bitch
Lameculo
Ass-kisser
Vete a la mierda
Fuck off (lit. go take a shit)
Maricon triste
Poor slob
Eres muy feo
You're very ugly
Chupa mis grandes huevos
Suck my big balls
Chupa mi chocho
Suck on my pussy
Chupa mi polla
Suck my dick
Chupame los huevos
Suck my balls
Cara De mierda
Shit Face
Agilipollao
Stupid, fool
Almeja
Cunt (lit. clam)
Asqueroso
Disgusting person, asshole
Beso negro
Rimming (lit. Black kiss)
Cagada
Shit
Vete al carajo
Go to hell!
Que carajo quieres?
What the fuck do you want?
Caray!
Damn it!, Oh, Shit!
Casquete
To have a fuck
Cipote
Penis
Cojones
Balls, testicles
Coño
Cunt
Culo
Ass
Cutre
Idiot, jerk
Encular
To fuck anally
Follar
To fuck
Gilipollas
Dumb ass, idiot
Hacer una cubana
A titty fuck
Hijo de puta
Son of a bitch
Joder
To fuck
Mamar
To suck
Mierda
Shit!
Pringao
Low life
Mocoso
Brat
Baboso
Stupid, slug
Dios! Vas a callarte?
God! Will you shut up?
Vete al la mierda
Eat shit (lit. go to your shit)
Bruja
Whore (lit. witch)
me importa dos cojones
I don't give a damn
No me jodas!
Don't bother me!
Caballo
Heroin
Afeminado
Faggot, homosexual
Jamon/ona
Fatso, fat
Mariposa
Gay (lit: butterfly
Besa mi culo
Kiss my ass
Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo
When monkeys fly out of my ass
Cara de pito
Dick face
Cagada
Shit
Mierda
Shit
Las bolas
Balls, testicles
Las pelotas
Balls, testicles
Cabrón
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch
Malparido
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch
Malnacido
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch
Un chi-chi cabrón
Bastard, Son-of-a-bitch
Cabrona
Bastard (female)
Hijo de puta
Son-of-a-bitch
Tetas
Breasts
Chichis
Breasts
El busto
Breasts
Almeja
Cunt, pussy
Toto
Cunt, pussy
La cosita
Cunt, pussy (lit. The small thing)
Verga
Penis, dick, cock
Pito
Penis, dick, cock
El falo
Penis, dick, cock
Pene
Penis, dick, cock
Picha
Penis, dick, cock
Polla
Penis, dick, cock
El rabo
Penis, dick, cock (lit. tail)
Chulo
Pimp
Alcahuete
Pimp
Las tetas
Tits
Los melones
Tits
Las mamas
Tits
Los globos
Tits
Puta
Whore
Una ramería
Whorehouse
Una casa de putas
Whorehouse
Pendejo
Jerk, fool, dumbass
El pajero
Jerk, dumbass (lit. one who masturbates)
Maricón
Faggot, gay
Lesbiana
Lesbian, dyke
La tortillera
Lesbian, dyke
Una perra
Bitch
Perra
Bitch
Una puta
Bitch
Malparida
Asshole
Pendeja
Asshole
Huevón / Huevona
Asshole
Culo
Ass
Roto
Ass (lit. crack)
Zorra
Slut
Joder
To fuck
Follar
To fuck
Mojar
To fuck (lit. to dip)
A noche me folle a tu madre por el ano
Last night I fucked you mother in the anus
Los cojones
Balls, testicles
Vete a la mierda
Go to the shit (fuck off)
Capullo
Twit
Maricon
Queer
Gilipollas
Dickhead, wanker
Mariquita / marica
Queer
Un burro sabe mas que tu
A donkey knows more than you
Me cago en la leche de tu madre
I come in your mother's milk.
Por que no, come mi mierda!
Why don't you eat my shit!
Capullo
Asshole, idiot. (lit. bud; Fig: the head of the penis)
A tu mama le gusta coger y chupar mi verga a la misma vez
Your mom likes to masturbate and suck my dick at the same time.
Me parece que la vena de la lengua pasa por tu culo porque hablas mucha mierda!
It seems to me that the vein of your tongue goes through your ass because you speak so much shit!
Me cago en las tetas de la Virgen María para que el Niño Jesús chupe mierda
I crap on the tits of the Virgin Mary so that Baby Jesus sucks shit.
Me cago en Dios y los 365 santos del año!
I shit on God and the 365 saints of the whole year!
Me cago en Dios y en la Puta Virgen!
I shit on God and the fucking Virgin!
Verga
Dick
Chupame la verga
Suck my dick
Chupa me la pija
Suck my dick
Me cago en la leche de tu puta madre.
I shit in your whore of a mother's milk.
Pelatela
Masturbating
Anda la puta que te pario.
Go back to the prostitute that gave birth to you
An insult in English is learned but fast that a normal word
Learning.. learning...
PD: This... is... SPARTA!!!!!!
#166 You should go to the hospital
My english isn't very good 
P.D la debo haber cagado 10000 vecs en dos frases xd
no hay más xD
TTWPDCA ! and fuckala xD
edit: ya nos esta restregando sus cultura xD
si tu el de abajo
OMG nice thread
To moderators:
This thread should have to be sticked <--- omg, without english lvl xDD
Mmm, And how about to add some useful links to improve our english(not only the write skill)?
I begin:
http://www.soziety.com/Welcome.do A social network to "change" languages via Skype
#168 Me too
#164 I havenŽt been able to certificate first level some years ago so I am nearly sure that I can Žt succeed Profienciency level.
Even though it Žs an important certificate, it costs too much and they bleed us as much as they can.
P.S:My english sucks hard
