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THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS!

Aunque esto ya sería más para el foro de WoW, DKP es un sistema de puntuación que suelen tener las guilds (clanes) tochas para que a la hora de hacer raids a ese tipo de bosses grandes, tener un sistema de ganancia de puntos y distribución, de manera que si sale un item que mucha gente quiere, lo compras con esos dkps.

Por ejemplo, si matas a "X" bicho, te dan 10 dkps, si llegas en hora, 2 dkps. De esta manera los vas acumulando hasta que sale algún item que quieres, y si tienes suficientes dkps para comprarlo, el guild master te los descuenta y te quedas con el item.

Es un sistema de puntuación que no está integrado en el juego, lo llevan los guilds.

¿Por qué esto no lo mueves al foro de Wow, Billa?

Joder... no entiendo lo relevante de esto...

Es como dinero ficticio, conseguido por asistir a raids y matar bosses y demas, y poder comprar objetos con el..

PD: http://www.spargris.org/dives/gademis.mp3 Ahora la toma con Razorgore

Segundo boton (mouse), guardar enlace como..

Entrevista y foto pose molona:

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/feature/wow-profile-this-years-leeroy-jenkins-174801.php

Lo q dice en el mp3 en ingles:

Odd groups got left, even groups got right. That means 1, 3, 5, 7 left; 2, 4, 6, 8 right. 7 & 8 are whelp groups.

Ok listen the fuck up. You are going to DPS very very slowly. Now, and by slowly I mean fucking slow. If you get aggro, it means you are going to lose 50dkp because you didn't know what the fuck to do. And watch the fucking tail. If you get into the whelps, you lose 50dkp again, for not being where the fuck you were supposed to be.

There is no aggro reset. There is some shit about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro. After 2 sunders you can basically start doing damage to it. Assuming you know how aggro works and you don't over-aggro.

Ok nuke it, dot it. Help the whelp groups. When it's in phase 2, nuke it as hard as possible. You want to get it down as fast as possible. Have dots up on every time, 2 rows, shadow word pain, warlock curses, rends, everything. I don't see enough dots, more dots now. Come on more DPS. Hit it like you mean it. You'll have time to rest in phase 3 while I'm getting the aggro. Remember, save all your aggro reducing abilities for when it lands. That means feign death, vanish, fucking fade, anything you can use to reset aggro.

At 40% you will stop dots, until then you will throw more dots. Throw more dots, more dots, more dots ... come on more dots. Ok, stop dots. Now hit it very hard ... and very fast. Lee run to the center, Mulgras run to the center, Forsyte run to the center, Nurf run to the center, Isis run to the center. Whatever the fuck you do, do not stand next to other people. Mulgras, center. Just heal me. Lee do not... go away from the head lee. Go away. Ok DPS, slowly. Come here you fucking cunt. Watch the tail!

Whelps!

Crushim was feared into...

Who the fuck was that? Crushim, what the fuck? Whelps, left side! Even side! Many whelps! Now, handle it! Fuck! That's a fucking 50dkp minus! What the fuck was that shit? If you stand in the right fucking place, there is no way you are going to fucking get into the goddamn whelps, whatever fucking fear, tailswipe, whatever the fuck ok? It's like one in a fucking million. From the fucking north corner to the middle into the fucking whelp cave, it's not even fucking remotely imaginable!

si juegas al wow entiendes la gracia

DKP = Dragon Killing Points.

#15 hay link? XD