Krakken!!!!
"C'mere, me beauty!"
"Ya-ha-har!"
"YAARRR!"
"Yo ho ho, and a bottle of... rum!"
"I ain't got me ground legs yet, landlubber!"
"Ahoy!"
"Well blow me down!"
"Avast, me hearties!"
"Nothin' but a bilge rat!"
"Swab the poop deck!"
"I'll be usin' ye for chum!"
"I won't rest till I see ye hangin' from the yardarm!"
"Look what trawled out of the bunghole!"
"Enjoy your visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber!"
"Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..."
Por las barbas de Poseidón! Habría que pasar a #1 por la quilla y dejar que el mar decida qué hacer con semejante grumetillo y este post que se va a pique