Por fin he encontrado a alguien que me responde en alemán 
You: Media Vida
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's Media Vida? I feel I should know it
You: a web where there are persons with big cocks
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You: I LOVE PORN!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: ME TOO
You: sry copypaste
Stranger: oh lols
Stranger: np
You: xd
You: HAHAHAH
jaja mi primera
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Stranger: stepmurT
You: im nazi
Stranger: Same.
Stranger: Apart from I kill people regularly.
You: thats awesome
You: yeah
Stranger: And eat their hands and drink their blood
You: but better if they are nigga
Stranger: Yeahh
Stranger: Black people suck.
Stranger: I'm black
You: they smell like bananas
Stranger: I might kill myself one day
You: yeah me too
Stranger: Cool
You: i wish i were white
Stranger: Let's kill each other one day
Stranger: When we're done cleansing the earth
Stranger: Nah I don't, it gives me a good excuse to be stupid
You: lets kill ourselves right now
Stranger: Oh no, let's kill other people first
Stranger: Our jobs aren't done
You: thats right
You: lets kill obama
Stranger: Good idea!
You: he is nigga
Stranger: -=shoots obama=-
Stranger: What an asshole he was.
Stranger: He gave bread to poor people instead of Wham bars
You: he should kill him after killing all his family
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: Meh, just kill his family with him
Stranger: Drown them in hot melted lead.
You: one thing
Stranger: What?
You: what is a nigga
You: in a skinheads party
Stranger: Screwed I'd imagine.
You: a PIÑATA
Stranger: Rofl xDD
You: do u know whats a piñata
Stranger: I doo
Stranger: It's one of those things full of sweets that you hit =P
You: yeah thats it
Stranger: Does that mean they'll stuff him with sweets first?
You: aahahhaha
You: i hope
You: it will be funnier
Stranger: are you male?
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: female
You: ohhh
You: hot?
You: ROFL
Stranger: well yes i think
You: photo or fake
You: hi!
You: how are u
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: OU YEAH
You: Hiro nakamura
You: Hi
You: From?
Stranger: the netherlands
You: Africa?
Stranger: no europe
You: Oh no you are a nigger
Stranger: polland
You: OH NOES! u're stealing my internets
You: LAHGSKDHGLSKDGHL
You: LSDKGJLS
You: SDF
You: ......
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Stranger: m/24/shanghai
You: mage elf/lvl74/mordor
Stranger: what s means mage elf
You: OMFG YOU OFFENDED ME DUDE
You: thunderbolt
You: thunderbolt
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no os inventeis las conversaciones en el word anda jajaja
You : hola
Stranger: hi
You : Mediavida
Stranger : TUS MUERTOS
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Stranger: Do you know any interesting way of starting a chat?
You: hi motherfucker
You: this a one
You: do you believe?
Stranger: I do..
Stranger: Hi motherfucker
You: look is so cool xDD
You: where you from?
Stranger: (Do I seem an interesting peerson now?)
Stranger: I am from Haiti
Stranger: and you?
You: Spain
You: and What are you doing?
Stranger: I'm waiting for the food Onu brings to us...
Stranger: And u?
You: you don't food and a personal computer ?
You: listening music
You: you don't have food but have a PC???
Stranger: I stole it from a Brazilian soldier that was giving me some food...
You: xDDD
You: mediavida?
Stranger: sorry?
You: nothing
You: years old and sex?
Stranger: why do you want to know that?
You: because i'm boring
Stranger: that's it...
You: well you drive the conversation
Stranger: correct answer
Stranger: years old and sex?
You: xDDD 18 and male
You: you turn
Stranger: Here is a logic question
Stranger: You have 12 coins
You: ok
Stranger: 1 of them is a fake coin
Stranger: it has a different weight
Stranger: how can You know what's the fake coin and wether it's heavier or lighter than the others?
Stranger: using the weight only 3 times
You: thowing at air , and the first which touch ground or last it is
Stranger: no, man...
Stranger: the gravitational aceleration is the same for both coins
Stranger: and for everything on earth...
You: depends of weight
You: Aceleration = gravity x weight
You: you are fucking retard FAGGOT
No consigo que nadie me diga mas de 3 palabras....
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Stranger: 你好
You: hi...
You: LOL
You: chin lu, chin güa, chin ná?
Stranger: ？
You: hahaha
You: ¿
Stranger: 什么？
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You: IM JUST A LVL 80 TROLL HUNTER
You: AND U?
You: u?
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joder sin asco que me doy xD ya ni me contestan ajejeaja
You: hi friend
You: where are you from ?
Stranger: hey stranger
Stranger: china
You: no no
Stranger: and you
You: stranger you
You: i'm you
You: you stranger
You: i'm from span
You: spain
Stranger: ok
JAJAJAJAJAJ
You: hi
You: where are u from
Stranger: Yellowknife
Stranger: You?
You: Greenknife
You: You ?
Stranger: You fucker
Stranger: YELLOWKNIFE IS IN CANADA
Stranger: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: duuuuuuuuuuh
#343 Sé que quizás no des para más, pero, no se te ha ocurrido pensar que no es un copy&paste¿?
Cerré sin darme cuenta firefox y directamente, hice una reconstrucción, no es tan maquiavélico
You: oh
Stranger: are you there god?
You: fuck
You: right...
You: im god
Stranger: can i haz a cheeseburger?
You: and a sandwich
Stranger: and a teakettle, bronze maybe?
You: no
Stranger: bam i shot you
You: dodge
Stranger: shit
Stranger: schwing threw knife
You: dodge
You: im god
You: u cant kill me
Stranger: jesus christ i forgot
#342 GRANDE XD y eso que no me gusta el wow
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: spain
You: and you?
Stranger: brazil
You: FUCK YOU
You: FUCK YOU!!!!
Stranger: there are just chinese people here
You: LOLOLOL
You: NO!
You: THEY ARE ALL FUCKING BRAZILIANS!!!
You: GET HTE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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Stranger: hey hey
You: 1
You: 2
Stranger: 3?
You: count with me
You: YEAH! 3!!!
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Stranger: hey
You: yeh
Stranger: yeh!
You: !hey
Stranger: so whatŽs up?
You: ¿pu s'tahw os
Stranger: hahaaa
You: aaahah
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You: I'm a Conqueror of Naxxramas!!!!!!!!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: IM VOLTRON 3000!
You: OMG!
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You: I'm a woman anh i have epic boobs
Stranger: Now this is the story all about how my life got turned upside down
Stranger: faster copypasta
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You: HAIL TO THE KING!
Stranger: HAIL TO THE CHIEF
Stranger: !
You: Master Chief?
Stranger: king felix?
You: Felix the cat?
Stranger: Cat in the Hat?
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You: hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I accidentally a coke bottle, what should I do?
Stranger: you accidentally what? nonsense
You: a coke bottle
Stranger: your english is bad
Stranger: you did what with a coke bottle
Stranger: you forgot a verbe, now i don't know what you did with it
You: I did it accidentally
Stranger: WHAT DID YOU DO ACCIDENTALLY
You: a coke bottle :\ I'm telling you
Stranger: you fucking idiot, you don't understand what i'm asking you
Stranger: weird sentence, look at it: I accidentally a coke bottle, what should I do?
You: oh man hahahaha
You: shit you should have said it before
Stranger: what?
You: that sentence is incomplete
Stranger: I SAID IT MOTHERFUCKER. I SAID IT TWICE
You: no man you didn't
Stranger: my god, just TELL ME
You: I accidentally put my coke bottle over the and it's fallen
Stranger: tell me what you did with that bottle
Stranger: on your computer?
You: what? no man, the coke bottle's fallen not my computer
Stranger: is it made of plastic or glass,
Stranger: was it empty or full
Stranger: i still don't know what your problem is
You: god damn man
You: my coke is fallen
Stranger: I accidentally put my coke bottle over the and it's fallen
over the and,, what do you wanna say?
You: I told you twice
Stranger: on what?
Stranger: yeah it felt
Stranger: now what?
You: what's the meaning of on?
Stranger: is everthing wet now?
You: yeah of course man
You: how could not be wet if my coke just felt down?
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