Buscando una web de owneds...

#2 sí es esa jajajaja dios que partida de culo de web XDD

muchas gracias!!!

#4 xDDD

Mas bien su jefe... el entorno no?

<kumaro> i got home for a terrible day at work so i decided to take a quick shower.
<kumaro> so i got in, took my clothes off and turned the shower on
<kumaro> like usual, i danced around and made a mohawk with my hair
<kumaro> it was going great until i let out a big rip
<kumaro> man, it was horrible
<kumaro> im not even kidding
<kumaro> i coulndt take the smell so i was held my breath
<kumaro> after maybe 40 secs, i gasped for air not realizing the shower was still on
<kumaro> so i inhaled a lot of water right
<kumaro> i was coughing like crazy then BAM!
<kumaro> i slipped on the shampoo bottle and hit my head on the side of the bathtub and i was knocked out cold
<kumaro> to make a long story short, i woke up 40 mins later naked with my mom slapping me in the face telling me to wake up.
<dvo> wow, that sounds really kinky
<kumaro> talk about a horrible day

XDDDDDDDDDDDD CASI SE MATA POR UN PEDO XD

<B> i went downtown for halloween and we saw a midget
<B> and this guy was like "THAT COSTUME IS AWESOME"
<B> oh it was horrible but everyone laughed

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dios q serio xD

#7 Joder, a mi no me da tanto asco inhalar mis pedos xD

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.

• YuFFie (_{mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net}) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
• YuFFie (_{mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net}) has joined #
  <YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

OWNED

Windows 98 < 3

#10 Esa me ha matado xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

#6 lo he contado en el otro post...

centremonos en el tema o que cierren el thread, que ya tengo lo que quería xD

<XaSer> what's the word for NOT independent? unindependent?
<travly> yeah
<XaSer> thanks!
<travly> no problem, really =)

I'm so gangsta I hold my laptopt sideways when I post flames.

la de #2 es muy buena

lo que me he podido llegar a reir con #8 por diós XD

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

x'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday
<rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays
<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!
<rick^MD> yes he is
<two-c00l> prove it
<rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week
<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?
<rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

... xDDD

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

con esta si q m parti la caja xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder!@.
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

db
<B> how u make that inverted b?
<B> wait
<B> never mind


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