Ordenadores: estupideces

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traduccion de #59 (en argentino)
http://desvariandoando.blogspot.com/2007/06/cibersexo-en-estado-puro.html

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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

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Los hay bastísimos pero si os toparais con un Duros intentando navegar por la holored llorarias de la verguenza xDDDD

Soltrac

#59 DIOSSSS XDDDDDDDDDD

bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.JAAJAJJAAJAJ Q BUENISIMO

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#9322 +(9950)- [X]

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops

aldarius

<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR
<Guilty> "Bi sexual"
<Guilty> That means slutty

*** Nilx (r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp
<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?
<Nilx> HELP

<git> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<git> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?

<X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in the house
<Tyr> yea ladies, watch out
<Tyr> he might steal ur men :p

<Snah> I think I need to order a new laptop...
<DrPoole> sell me your old one Snah
<Snah> DrPoole: you dont want it ... I gave it a bullet when I got mad
<B> bullet?
<Snah> yeah, I shot my laptop
<Snah> with a 22cal.

<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?

  • nipple_frog has quit IRC
    Dolor de estomago que me ha cogido con este XDDDD

<RjT> I just fucked a chipmunk
<Osmosis> erm
<RjT> ah shit wrong window
Chipmunk es ardilla listada..... zoofilia Rlz

<goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
i refuse to anwser that
im probably wrong
<goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist

<Ancalagon> We have here a message from the National Pancake Institute: Fuck Waffles

  • Tenemos un mensaje del Instituto Nacional de Crepes: que se jodan los gofres
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
aldarius

(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center)
<@PowrSlave> this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11
<@PowrSlave> lol
<@PowrSlave> his wife filed
<@PowrSlave> he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead
<@PowrSlave> had his phone off
<nonzeRo> haha
<nonzeRo> lucky guy
<@PowrSlave> he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?"
<@PowrSlave> hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?"
<@PowrSlave> lol

  • Este pobre tonto se esta divorciando por el 11S
  • lol
  • Su mujer lo pidio
  • No fue a trabajar esa mañana y fue a casa de la amante
  • Tenia su telefono apagado
  • Haha
  • Un tio afortunado
  • Volvio alrededor de las 11:00 y su esposa le dijo 'OMFG estas bien donde estabas?'
  • Estaba en la oficina, que pasa?
    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!!

<rizen> I can put my penis in my belly button.
<rizen> Envy me.

  • Puedo poner mi pene en mi ombligo.
  • Envidiame.

<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type "prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge licks penis"
<Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a problem...
<toe2toe> thats a pretty big if
<toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to my place one day
<toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps"
<Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P

  • Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes
    <Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown
    <toe2toe> im crying on the inside.

  • ¿Que pasaria si qusieses poner 'la acusacion esta presionando para conseguir la maxima pena en el cargo de homicidio voluntario' pero pones 'el juez chupa pollas'

  • Si fuera una secretaria legal, eso podria ser todo un problema

  • Eso es un precioso 'Si'

  • Quizas tu y tu 'Si' querais venir hacia aqui un dia

  • Y te pueda mostrar mi gran 'quizas'

  • No puedo escribir tonterias esta noche... :P

  • ROFL toe2toe eres como un payaso

  • Estoy llorando en mi interior

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