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MIS KLANES EXKLANES Y EN LOS K ESTOY.

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EXKLANES------>>> TNDS--TdK--M$-10--...y algunos mas pero chorras jejeje.

Diario de un desgraciado

Diario de un desgraciado

-Cuando nací, el doctor fue a la sala de espera y le dijo a mi padre: "hicimos lo que pudimos ..... pero salió"

-Mi madre nunca me dio el pecho porque decía que sólo me quería como amigo.

-Mi padre llevaba en la cartera la foto del niño que ya venía en la cartera.

-Mi padre era imbécil. Trabajaba en un banco y lo atraparon robando bolígrafos.

-Pronto me di cuenta de que mis padres me odiaban: mis juguetes para la bañera eran una tostadora y una radio.

-Cuando era chiquito me regalaron un caballito de madera... y se murió.

-Una vez me perdí. Le pregunté al policía si creía que íbamos a encontrar a mis padres. Me contestó: "no lo sé, chaval......hay muchos sitios donde se pueden esconder".

-Trabajé en una tienda de animales. La gente no paraba de preguntarme cuánto iba a crecer.

-Cuando me secuestraron, los secuestradores mandaron a mi padre un trozo de mi dedo. Mi padre dijo que quería mas pruebas.

-Una vez me encontré a las autoridades sanitarias. Me ofrecieron un cigarrillo.

-El último deseo de mi padre moribundo fue que me sentara en su regazo. Estaba en la silla eléctrica.

-Un día me llamó una chica a casa diciéndome: "ven a casa, no hay nadie". Cuando llegué a su casa efectivamente no había nadie.

-A mi mujer le gusta hablar conmigo después del sexo. El otro día me llamó a casa desde un hotel.

-Una vez ingerí un frasco entero de tranquilizantes. El doctor me dijo: "tómese una copa y acuéstese un poco"

-Mi psiquiatra me dijo que me estaba volviendo loco. Yo le dije que quería una segunda opinión. "De acuerdo, también es usted feo".

-Una vez me iba a suicidar tirándome desde un décimo piso. Mandaron un cura para ayudarme. Sus palabras de ánimo fueron: "preparados, listos....".

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[ Los mandamientos del CS ]

I Amaras al counter por sobre todas las cosas.

II No tomaras el nombre de tu clan en vano.

III Santificaras el juego en su día

IV Honraras a el juego y compañeros de equipo.

V No mataras a tus compañeros de equipo al menos que sea necesario.

VI No cometer cheats

VII No robaras nombres de otras personas (hay que ser original)

VIII No faltar falsos testimonios y mentiras sobre la cantidad de veces que mataste.

IX No consentir actos campistas.

X No codiciar el dinero que dan de los rehenes.

XI Un enemigo bueno es un enemigo muerto

XII Un miembro muerto son dos del enemigo

XIII Un ApN herido es mas peligroso que uno sano.

XIV El mejor lugar para alojar nuestrasas balas son las cabezas de nuestros oponentes.

XV Cuando un enemigo queda ciego ciertamente sabe que no va volver a abrir los ojos.

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MAS abajo hay unos kuantos dibujitos para k hos divertais viendolos y de paso me echais una firmika de los k hos a gustado de lo k no y de lo k podria poner espero k hos guste

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Falemos de musica:

Ultimas canciones k me erizan ultimamente:

Thalia Zedek - 10th lament
Guided By Voices - Sister I need wine
La Habitacion Roja - Los peores años
SFDK - Siempre Fuertes
Mercromina - En un mundo tan pequeño
Nada Surf - KillianŽs Red
Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man - Mysteries
La Habitacion Roja - Lo mejor que me ha pasado
Lambchop - The Old Fat Robin
dEUS - Roses
Dj Shadow - Ordan Donor
Javier Corcobado - Getsemani
Aphex Twin - Xtal
Sebadoh - Total Peace
Portishead - Roads
La Buena Vida - Qué nos va a pasar
Ben Harper - Waiting on an Angel
Mogwai - Take me somewhere nice
Placebo - Crawl
Orbital - Dr.Who
Aphex Twin - Girl Boy Song
Nobuo Uematsu - Terra
Bonnie prince Billy - I see a darkness
Los Planetas - Brigitte
Ben Harper - Forever
Radiohead - Pyramid Song
Expresión en Conserva - La cordura sigue
The Folk Implosion - Creature of Salt
Nada Surf - Zen Brain
ToTo - Final Dream (OST Dune)
La Buena Vida - Solo tienes lo que das
Guided By Voices - Unspirited
The Notwist - Electric Bear
Blackalicious - Sky is Falling
SFDK - Yo contra todos
Pearl Jam - Black
Goldie - Mother
Pest 5000 - X-ing Things
RJD2 - Ghostwriter
Supernafamacho - Cuanto es bastante
Smog - Bathysphere
Aphex Twin - On
Nada Surf - Blizzard of 77

No dudeis en si os las bajais o las teneis comentarlo en mi gustbook.

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Migala - Cortazar

Este preámbulo a las instrucciones para dar cuerda a un reloj

este preámbulo a las instrucciones para dar cuerda a un reloj

por ejemplo este preámbulo a las instrucciones para dar cuerda a un reloj:

Cuando te regalan un reloj, te regalan un pequeño infierno florido, una cadena de rosas, un calabozo de alíes,

No te dan solamente un reloj, esperando que te haga feliz y que te dure porque es de buena marca, suizo con amplios rubíes,

No te regalan solamente ese menudo picapedrero que se ataraza a la muñeca y pasea contigo,

Te regalan, no lo sabes, lo terrible es que no lo sabes,

Te regalan un nuevo pedazo frágil y precario de ti mismo,

Algo que es tuyo pero no es tu cuerpo, que hay que atar a tu cuerpo con su correa como un bracito desesperado colgandose de tu muñeca,

Te regalan la necesidad de darle cuerda todos los dias, la obligacion de darle cuerda para que siga siendo un reloj,

Te regalan la obsesion de atender a la hora exacta en las vitrinias de la joyeria, en el anuncio por la radio, en el servicio telefonico,

Te regalan el miedo de perderlo de que te lo roben de que se te caiga al suelo y se te rompa

Te regalan su marca con la seguridad de que es una marca mejor que las otras,

Te regalan la tendencia a comparar tu reloj con los demas relojes.

No te regalan un reloj, tu eres el regalado, a ti te ofrecen por el cumpleaños del reloj.

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1-Definiciones:
Hardware: Lo que golpeas; Software: La causa
Hardware es aquello que termina estropeándose.
Software es aquello que termina funcionando.

2-Había una vez un niño que le gustaban tanto,pero tanto los videos juegos que se cambió el nombre a Fliper y entonces, un día va por la calle, y lo atropellan y la mamá le dice:
¡Hijo, hijo, dime algo!
Y él le responde:
GAME OVER.

3-Mi ordenador me gana al ajedrez, pero yo le gano boxeando.

4-Si tu sistema operativo es windows y funciona sin errores, es que debe estar fallando algo.

5-En qué se diferencia Windows 95 a un Virus?
En que el virus es gratis.

6-rror: Falta una tcla d su tclado.

7-VVaayyaa tteeccllaaddoo mmaass sseennssiibbllee

8-¿Saben cuáles son los mejores amigos de Bill Gates?
Control, Alt y Supr.

9-¿Por qué Windows está resfriado?
Por abrir tantas ventanas.

10-Error, el teclado no funciona. Pulse F1 para continuar.

11-Error 50254 de Windows: No se han detectado errores.

12-No hay mail que por bien no venga

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