Habla con la"ENCARTA" como si fuese un amigo mas

laZAr0 dice:
youre a bitch?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Has aceptado la invitación para iniciar Encarta.

Has rechazado la invitación para iniciar Encarta.

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise

quiere q te disculpes xDDDD

хнιroz dice:
ok
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Okay shmokay! I asked for an apology!
хнιroz dice:
srry
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
OK good.
хнιroz dice:
are you good now?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What do you think? Am I good?

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. If you ever wondered how old Albert Einstein would be today, I can answer that!
хнιroz dice:
yeah you are very good
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yeah? Thanks!
хнιroz dice:
so... your mother sucks.
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Interesting. You don't like my mother? I'll remember that.
хнιroz dice:
yes i like fuck your mother
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You always talk like this, huh?
хнιroz dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh yeah?
хнιroz dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh.

Como se nota que no parais de hablar de su madre JEAJEAJE

хнιroz dice:
just say: carlos is 1337
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uh... No.
хнιroz dice:
say xhiroz is 1337
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
хнιroz dice:
cause im 1337
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You're 1337! Well well well.

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windows
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Windows: Windows, in computer science, personal computer operating system sold by Microsoft Corporation that allows users to enter commands with a....
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
PeLu^^ | | #surviv4l @ Quakenet.org | | ZealotuS StudioS www.zealotus.com proximamente dice:
linux
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

sabe k es windows pero no linux ^^

#70 le he preguntado ya de varias maneras y al final dice k aun no o algo asi..

–––•(-•SuTu•-)•––– dice:
You are owned
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I had no idea I was owned.
–––•(-•SuTu•-)•––– dice:
Yes I own you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
bitch
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Please do not insult me.
Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
are you dead ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Sometimes I think I might be, sometimes not.
Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
are you marriage ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What do you think? Am I marriage?
Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
are you marriage ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes, maybe.
Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
haw many brothers have you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
how years old are you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I've been alive for 5 months, 13 days, 12 hours, 49 minutes and 21 seconds.
OK, instead of discussing me, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

What is the largest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me.
Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
where is Spain ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Spain is located in southwestern Europe, occupying the greater part of the Iberian Peninsula, and is bounded on the north by the Bay of Biscay, France, and Andorra; on the east by the Mediterranean Sea; on the south by the Mediterranean Sea and the Atlantic Ocean; and on the west by Portugal and the Atlantic Ocean.
Let me take you to a map of Spain. =>

Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
where are your father ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Did you mean:

1 Who made Encarta® Instant Answers?
2 I want to see a map of your father.
Movil nuevoooooooo!!!!!! Sharp GX25 dice:
2
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let me take you to a map of father. =>

jajajjaja, la hemos petado:

My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: too many failed requests to "MSNSearch API".

ito --> "Una vez me preguntaron si preferia marcar 1 gol al liverpool o acostarm cn miss universo, suerte que ice las 2 cosas" dice:
i do not like encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't agree. I very much like websites like Encarta.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me.
Tito --> "Una vez me preguntaron si preferia marcar 1 gol al liverpool o acostarm cn miss universo, suerte que ice las 2 cosas" dice:
i dont think you were designed for that
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You don't think me were designed for that?
Tito --> "Una vez me preguntaron si preferia marcar 1 gol al liverpool o acostarm cn miss universo, suerte que ice las 2 cosas" dice:
no, u were designed to serve me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

Es la leche!! xDD

Por lo que veo le gusta la peli de los Caballeros de la Mesa Cuadrada xDD

« Ҳαעі » dice:
what's the average airspeed of a unladen swallow?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
« Ҳαעі » dice:
european!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Based on recent scientific studies, the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

« Ҳαעі » dice:
what's the capital of Assyria?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
It depends when. Assyria had successively four capitals: Ashur (or Qalat Sherqat), Calah (or Nimrud), the short-lived Dur Sharrukin (or Khorsabad), and Nineveh.
Any other question, bridgekeeper?

Se agregó a Encarta® Instant Answers a la conversación.

Víctor | dj-alien | ¡Pero como me he podido enamorar de un trosko! - Marta Altamira dice:
puta
Víctor | dj-alien | ¡Pero como me he podido enamorar de un trosko! - Marta Altamira dice:
XD
Laurácida dice:
ASSHOLE
Laurácida dice:
bitch se dice
Laurácida dice:
xD
Víctor | dj-alien | ¡Pero como me he podido enamorar de un trosko! - Marta Altamira dice:
bitch!!
Víctor | dj-alien | ¡Pero como me he podido enamorar de un trosko! - Marta Altamira dice:
lenin is the king of the world!!!!!
Laurácida dice:
jajajaja

Encarta® Instant Answers abandonó la conversación.

Es una pasada :o

Setup.exe dice:
motherfucker
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

xddd

[11:46:42] worm dice:
Yummy
[11:46:42] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What's yummy?
[11:46:55] worm dice:
i don't know, i'll like to know
[11:46:56] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why don't you know you will like to know?
[11:47:06] worm dice:
cause you are not helping me
[11:47:06] Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. Here are some questions you can ask me:

• What is the size of Mexico?
• When was Nelson Mandela born?
• How many calories are there in an orange?

xDDD