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Siempre estan ahi, nunca paran de hablar de ellos, aunque NO CONSIGAN ningun TROFEO, ahi siguen, no paran de informarnos de cualquier minucia, como se van a jugar a asia, para poder ganar dinero y así pagar a sus "megaestrellas", que a fin de cuentas para que les sirven, si NO GANAN nada. Pero eso no importa, el fútbol solo se fija ahora en quien mola más, quien tiene los mejores cracks, no?...en fin, esto es futbol?? Yo creo que NO. El fútbol es un deporte, a ver si ahora por fin nos hacen caso, y sacan algo de nosotros ( y demas equipos "modestos"), que vale, "no somos tan cracks" pero bien que hemos ganao a "los galácticos" jodiendoles la copa del rey y a los campeones de liga...ya basta de tanto "futbol de periodistas" y un poquito mas de FUTBOL DE VERDAD.

Real Zaragoza - Campeón Copa de Su Majestad el Rey 2004 / Campeón Supercopa de España 2004

                   

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              [b]Wassaa!! Exarme una firmica los q me visitais anda....[/b]

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[-<u>Conocido-como</u>-]

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[-<u>Mi-Pc</u>-]

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Torre
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[-<u>Juegos</u>-]

Cs
NFSU
W3
Bf1982
C&C

[-<u>Hobbys</u>-]

Tekno
Inet
Rascarme la panza
Dormir
Guitarra

[-<u>Mis-chikis</u>-]

Mesa de mezclas Omnitronic
2 Akiyama Dj1200
Mi ampli mas 2 bufles de 400 y tira millas!!
Yamaha Pacifica 112 + FeNDeR = Mezcla bastante bonita =
Golf GTI 1.8 16V 140cv
<u>Proyecto-realizado:</u>
- Salpicadero pintado
- Thunder / Salida doble 73mm
- Instalacion 2altavoces 6x9 380W
- RadioCD ALPINE 4x45W

Bmw 3.20Cd
- Paquete deportivo M (spoilers, baquets, fibra carbono)
- Llantas 17" aleacion ligera
- Neumaticos:
· Delanteros: 225/45/17
· Traseros: 245/40/17

[-<u>Cita-curiosa</u>-]

La quise desde siempre pero ella nunca lo supo.
Los años fueron pasando y yo segui muy de cerca su vida, sus noviazgos, su casamiento. Estuve a su lado cuando nacieron sus hijos y hasta fui el padrino de uno de ellos. Su rostro se iluminaba cuando me veia, su sonrisa me turbaba. Yo la amaba, pero ella no lo sabia, era mi amor imposible. Nunca me case, queria vivir para ella. Jamas me atrevi a insinuarle nada cerca de mis sentimientos y........un dia ella enfermo...... todo paso muy rapido, sabiamos que moriria pronto. Fui a verla, me quedaba largos ratos a su lado, y ya no habia alegria en su rostro palido. En un momento senti que su mano se apretaba fuertemente a la mia, abrio sus ojos, tristes, llorosos. Sus labios susurraron las palabras que siempre espere pero jamas crei llegar a escuchar. Muy suave, lentamente, me dijo: mi amor, gracias por todo lo que me diste. Te dire un secreto, te quiero, te ame como a nadie en este mundo pero nunca me anime a contartelo, tuve miedo......que no me amaras.

A algunos...nos pasara algo paecio si seguimos asi...........

[-<u>Extras</u>-]

--=][ - LLePaMeLa Sp4wN !!! - ][=--

[-<u>Conversacion entre mi ex-novia, un colega y yo</u>-]
(referido a los serrano)

AMIGO: Pues yo cuando tenia novia, casi siempre recenaba, xq ella solo keria uno.
EX: ah, si?
YO: solo uno? que pua
AMIGO: si maño si
EX: weno, estoy segura q todo el mundo recena, aunq tenga novio/a, y lo haya exo el mismo dia
YO: de todo hay
AMIGO: vosotros recenais?
EX: depende
YO: si, tmb, depende
AMIGO: ?¿
AMIGO: weno, si cenais agusto varias noxes, no es tan necesario recenar, no?
EX: ah, eso, weno, no, pero tampoco es lo mismo tener todas las noches pollo al chilindron, q no, sino lo tienes pues te puedes apañar con un huevo frito
AMIGO: pues yo estoy con el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito.

[-<u>Conversacion entre 2 colegas y yo</u>-]
<u>Miguel=Colega</u>
<u>"Robert johnson" = colega = tio de la conversacion anterior,el del huevo frito</u>
<u>Tengo el colesterol... = yo = nick en honor a mi colega</u>

-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
pajilleros
-Tengo el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito dice:
?
-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
nada, aki no se ofende ni dios
-Tengo el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito dice:
no me ofende
-Tengo el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito dice:
la "?"
-Tengo el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito dice:
es, y eso a q cojones viene?
-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
es como lo de
-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
pene
-Robert Johnson & The Devil Blues dice:
Tíos, no sé si ayer me hice alguna. Creo y espero que no, porque el miércoles me dije "Ahora hay
que reservar para el sábado"
-Tengo el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito dice:
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Tengo el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito dice:
JAAJAAJa
-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
pero eso es peligroso
-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
irás con un arma cargadisima
-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
que se puede disparar
-Robert Johnson & The Devil Blues dice:
Bueno, pues echo uno rápido y luego siete lentos
-(Miguel) El Halcón, si ostia! se lo merece. dice:
joder con flash
-Tengo el colesterol por la nubes, de tanto puto huevo frito dice:
jajajajajjaa

[-<u>UN POEMA A LA CACA</u>-]

De los Placeres sin pecar, el más dulce es el cagar,
con un periódico extendido y un cigarrillo encendido,
queda el culo complacido y la mierda en su lugar.
Cagar es un placer;
de cagar nadie se escapa; caga el rey,
caga el papa, caga el buey,
caga la vaca,
y hasta la señoríta más guapa hace sus bolítas de caca.
Viene el perro y lo huele.
Viene el gato y lo tapa.
Total, en este mundo de caca,
de cagar nadie se escapa.
Qué triste es amar sin ser amado,
pero mas triste es cagar
sin haber almorzado.
Hay cacas blancas por hepatítis,
las hay blandas por gastrítis;
cualquiera que sea la causa,
que siempre te alcanza,
aprieta las piernas duro,
que cuando el trozo es seguro,
aunque este bien fruncído, el culo
será por lo menos, ¡¡¡¡¡PEDO SEGURO!!!!!
No hay placer más exquisíto,
que cagar bien despacito.
El baño no es tobogán ni tampoco subibaja.
El baño es para cagar y no pa hacerse una paja.
Los escritores de baño,
son poetas de ocasión,
que buscan entre la mierda,
su fuente de inspiración.
Vosotros que os creéis sagaz,
y de todo os reís,
decidme si sois capaz de cagar
y no hacer pis.
En este lugar sagrado,
donde tanta gente acude,
la chica se pasa el dedo
y el tipo se lo sacude.
Caga tranquilo.
Caga sin pena,
pero no se te olvide tirar la cadena.
El tipo que aquí se sienta
y de escribir versos se acuerda,
¡no me vengan a decir que no es un poeta de mierda!.
En este lugar sagrado,
donde acude tanta gente,
hace fuerza el más cobarde,
y se caga el más valiente.
Ni la mierda es pintura,
ni los dedos son pinceles.
¡Por favor, pen...jos,
límpiense con papeles!
Para tí que siempre estás en el baño:
¡Caguen tranquilos.
Caguen contentos;
pero por favor,
caguen adentro!.
¡Hoy aquí yacen los restos
de este olímpico sorete,
que lucha de forma estoica,
para salir del ojete!.
Estoy sentado en cunclillas,
en este maldito hoyo...
¡¡¡¿quién fué el hijo de mil p....
que se terminó todo el rollo?!!!

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