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Hola y wellcome to mi perfil de mierda vida jejejej xD. Para empesar kiero deciros k lo de Xenon lo olvideis y me yameis Sephiroth o como kerais jejejeje xD.

Bueno aki os dejo con mi perfil to xano pal coño y espero k firmeis y tbm os dejo mi msn por si kereis agregarme o algo rd_sephiroth@hotmail.com

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----------------------[ErEs ADiCtO aL Cs Si...]------------------

**Supendes un examen e intentas hacer retry

** Jugueteas a tirarte desde el decimo piso, total, te quita 30 o 40 de vida

**- Jugando al futbol haceis una ronda a cuchillo para ver quien saca o elige campo

** Ves al cartero entrar a tu bloque y gritas nervioso "VIENEN POR BASE!!!".

**Te cuentan un chiste y sueltas "lol" o en su defecto "lolazo".

**Cuando vas a tener un orgasmo sueltas "Get out of here its gonna blow!!!".

**En los examenes de selectividad escribes tu nick.

**No sales con los colegas por que estas "de eco round".

** Oyes algo de Pavarotti y te da el mono de jugar cs_italy

**Insistes en hacer un timeleft en medio de clase. -

• Compruebas horrorizado que te responde: ** No time limit **.

**Ves un señor en la parada de autobus e instintivamente intentas hacer un admin_vote_kick por camper -

**Le pones emocion a tus visitas al WC, soltando un rotundo "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

** Empiezas a creer que las cosas se recojen pasando por encima de ellas

**En la discoteca tiras flashbang para tocar el culo a las pavas

** Cuando invitas a tus amigos compras las cosas y se las tiras al suelo. -

**- Ves a uno que no falla con la escopetilla de feria y le pides la config

** En tu curriculum figuran todos los clanes por los que has pasado

**Tienes la costumbre de tirar a canasta gritando "fire in the hole!".

........Counter-Strike.......

Arma favorita: ak-47

Pistola favorita: USP tactical

Mapa favorito: de_nuke

servidore publicos que frecuenta: Prophet 212.111.50.50

Retraso (ping pa los palurdos ): entre 120-160 ping

Jugador favorito: Rocca de los RDA

Video-frag favorito: Hard clan

resolución: 640x480

fps: 30 -40 Inconstantes

------- El ChIsTe---------

Van en un vagón de tren una gorda, una rubia guapísima,un
bilbaino y
un madrileño. De repente, el tren se mete en un túnel y se
queda el vagón a
oscuras; entonces se oye un guantazo enorme PLASSS!,
el tren pasa el túnel y vuelve la luz.

Los cuatro pasajeros se quedan pensando en lo que ha podido
ocurrir.

• La gorda piensa: "seguro que el bilbaino le ha metido mano a
  la rubia, la rubia se ha mosqueado y le ha dado un guantazo".

• La rubia piensa: "seguro que el bilbaino ha intentado meterme
  mano, se ha equivocado y la gorda le ha metido una hostia".

• El madrileño piensa: "seguro que el bilbaino le ha metido
  mano a la rubia, la rubia se ha equivocado y me ha dado la hostia a
  mí".

• El bilbaino piensa: "a ver si llega otro túnel y le meto otra
  hostia al madrileño".

--------- hombre y como no la tipica xica wapa xD-----------

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------------------La Frase Mas Vieja Del Counter-Strike xD----------------------

Las balas silban alrededor, los compañeros caen por doquier, la munición escasea, el tiempo se agota, el C4 está a punto de estallar mientras repasas el mecanismo y tu compañero trata de cubrir la zona, era el cable azul, o quizá el rojo, puede que el amarillo...¿Es demasiado para ti? entonces corre y vete a jugar al Quake, anda...

------------------MaS InFo SoBrE mI------------------------

UN jugador: Rocca

UN Clan: Canary@ProyecT.

UNA web: www.media-vida.net

UN lugar: Canarias

UN Raton: Logitech MX300

UNOS auriculares: Plantronics Audio-90

UN Nick:Zer0, Sephiroth

UN Server: propeth

UNA IP: 212.111.50.50

UN foro: www.media-vida.net

UNA tia: JeNnY

Un vicio:Counter-Strike

UN juego: Counter-Strike

UNA diversion: Counter-Strike

UNA 2º vida: Counter-Strike

UN arma: Knife

UN pueblo: Gáldar

UN ciber: Cachonet

UN Colega: Vampire, Ga[M]er, Meb0, Xer0, Benja, Wackos, Anthrax, Ver0, etc....

UN mapa: de_nuke

UNA pistola: USP

UN Bando: Terrorista

UNA obsesión: Dar xolas

UN videofrag: Hard Clan

UNA opinion: sin silenciador

UNA cancion: SFDK "el liricista en el tejado"

UN todo: ....:::::--Counter-Strike--:::::.....