Extraño nuevo viral:
Al final, durante unas décimas de segundo se puede ver esto
Si vamos al enlace nos econtraremos el siguiente viral con David Jaffe como estrella
Qué coño xd?
#34 No es conferencia en sí. Creo que se podrá ver en directo parte del evento, pero el tema es que dura 2 días y saldrá todo bastante espaciado. No se cómo lo harán sinceramente.
Show opens with a trailer for new Crash. Thunderous applause.
The applause transitions into screams as Jack Tretton, who has been temporarily reinstated as head of SCEA for 2 hours, takes the stage to MC the event.
Announces a PS4 price-drop to $149. All existing PS4 owners are gifted $200 into their PSN accounts as a thank you to launch-window buyers. Can barely hear him over the screams.
The lights dim as a trailer for Horizon, now named 'Emagon' is shown. The graphical fidelity of the dinosaurs causes several attendees to become hysterical. Paramedics take them away and call for backup.
The SEGA logo illuminates the screen. Shenmu 1 & 2 HD collection announced, bundled freely with Shenmu 3, exclusive to PS4.
Kojima takes the stage. MGS5 now PS4 exclusive. MGS 1, 2 and 3 to be remade in the Fox Engine for PS4. As is Snatcher. Norman Reedus and Del Toro join him on stage for a 10 minute gameplay demo of Silent Hills. Tears stream down the faces of the audience the entire time.
Boyes sprints on stage dressed as Santa Claus, complete with Santa’s Sack. ‘I have some more gifts for you” he says, causing uncontrollable trembling in all present.
Suikoden I & II are available for download NOW on PSN, including optional fully orchestrated soundtrack.
Did somebody say Dino Crisis 4? Yes. Adam Boyes did, JUST NOW. He makes an awkward joke about PS4 being the undisputed home of dinosaurs. The reveal trailer shows Regina in a mech-suit fighting a T-Rex, 12 Raptors and a misguided Stegosaurus atop a mountain during a hurricane.
Boyes drops his Santa Sack on the floor and opens it. Shinji Hashimoto jumps out. The audience has been crying for so long that large swaths of people are losing brain function due to low salt-levels.
He doesn’t need to ask people to please be excited; there isn’t a dry seat in the room. New trailer shown for Kingdom Hearts. Mandy Moore is back as Aerith. FFXV world map shown, and 2015 release date revealed. “One more thing.” Audience holds its breath. FFVII HD remaster trailer shown. PS4 exclusive. Many audience members forget to resume breathing. The death count is getting out of control.
Amid the chaos, Chris Metzen takes the stage. PS4 exclusive Starcraft Ghost revealed. Paramedics have to restrain a man from clawing his own eyes out, such is the intensity of the reveal trailer.
Tretton takes the stage, visibly shaken by the carnage before him. But the show must go on. Let’s talk about firmware (it’s a Sony conference). Suspend resume available next week. PSN name changes sorted out, PS2 trophy support.
A turnbuckle and wrestling ropes rise from the stage, and Shu rushes towards it and reaches over with his outstretched hand. Tretton tags him in.
Medieval, Dark Cloud, Syphon Filter, Colony Wars and Wip3out have all been green-lit for PS4 games. The amount of happening in the room is causing cracks to appear in the walls of the theatre.
Kratos appears on screen. He's fighting the Gods of ancient Norse mythology. Trailer concludes with him disembowling Odin with a Dane Axe.
Naughty Dog logo appears. First footage of the Uncharted movie is shown. Wow, they really nailed the casting of Drake. Hang on. No? It couldn’t be? It’s actually photo-realistic 60fps 1080p gameplay footage of Uncharted 4. The stress of seeing UC4 gameplay causes a woman in the front row to go into premature labour. She wasn’t even pregnant when the show began.
Tretton thanks people for attending and watching at home. They still have new gameplay of Bloodbourne, The Order, No Man’s Sky, EGTTR, Rime, Wild, The Witness, Shadow of the Beast and more, but emergency rooms are at breaking point. Too much hype has been spilled this day.
“Oh, just one more thing”
The Last Guardian lives. Chunks of concrete fall from the ceiling, crushing those below. The room can’t handle all of the feels pulsating out of gamers as they bask in the glory of the gameplay trailer. The audience is too transfixed to run. When the June 2015 launch date is revealed the internet as we once knew it is dead. People watching at home scramble to put batteries in CB radios, hoping to pick up military chatter about the PSX event.
Only one attendee remains alive in the theatre. His glasses shattered while watching Sora, Donald and Goofy wage battle with Prince Hans, sparing his eyes from what followed. Scrambling over the corpses in the theatre, he takes refuge under a desk with Jack Tretton.
“Is it over?” he asks Jack tentatively.
“Yes” sighs Jack. “Well, except for one more thing”
The roof explodes, allowing a helicopter to lower someone down onto the stage.
It’s Gaben. Half-life 3 confirmed. Console exclusive on PS4. Available for download on Steam and PS4 RIGHT NOW.
If it eventuates it’d only be a solid 7/10 show because no Mass Effect or Fallout.
Visto en gaf, a partir del punto tres me ha entrado la risa tonta, he acabado llorando de risa.
Boyes ha continuado con un poema para relajar el hype, neogaf fuera de control ahora mismo xD.
Me he reído bastante con el retorno de Treton. A partir de ahí, abajo y sin frenos xD
Edit: Bloodbourne tsss
"The stress of seeing UC4 gameplay causes a woman in the front row to go into premature labour. She wasn’t even pregnant when the show began."
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/10 would read again
Se ha dejado la más que probable exclusividad de Dragons Dogma 2, pero bravo.
The audience is too transfixed to run. When the June 2015 launch date is revealed the internet as we once knew it is dead.
Pero por favor xDDDDDDDDD
Ahora mismo GAF está totalmente fuera de control.
Parece que está claro que veremos el remake del VII y The last guardian.
La exclusiva que generaría bilis parece ser que será Agent de Rockstar, ahora en PS4. Y lo nuevo de Jaffe, que parece tener production value a medio camino entre Indie y triple A.
Aunque yo digo que veremos más de lo que hay ya anunciado y con suerte un teaser de Horizon.
Tambien se apunta a Shenmue 3, Dino crisis o Crash entre otros.
Luego nos llevaremos el tortazo de la decepción, pero qué grandes son estos momentos pre-conferencias.
Ah si, y Dragons dogma 2 exclusivo, a Itsuno le pica mucho y quiere hacerlo.
Yo creo que no veremos nada de nada xDDD. Bloodborne y The Order, que ya toca campaña de marketing. Uncharted 4 gran protagonista, media hora de morpheus, y seguramente avance de alguna nueva IP de SSM, Guerrilla e incluso why not, alguna exclusividad third party de Capcom como Dragon's Dogma 2 o Street Fighter V.
En cualquier caso merece la pena por estos momentos, llevo días descojonandome por gaf, y todos sabemos que no habrá ningún petardazo del otro mundo, sinceramente, es más que improbable. Sobretodo teniendo en cuenta que Boyes ha relabajado los humos del personal diciendo que habrá sorpresas, pero que no se flipen, que será algo nuevo el evento (lógico, su propio direct a lo grande y con usuarios de la marca) y pero que no nos flipemos.
Siento ser ese tio que os dice eso.
Cómo si cualquier cosa que digas pudiese bajarme la erección que tengo ahora mismo.
● Things we've been waiting for previously announced to make appearance (Cosas que esperabamos que se anunciaran previamente, harán presencia)
● Something that was much requested finally coming true ( Algo que se pedía mucho, finalmente sucederá)
● And some announcement for a franchise that is going to be really interesting for people and cause some waves (Y el anuncio de una franquicia que será realmente interesante para la gente y causará "olas")
PAPAPAPAPPAPAPAPAPAPAPA
Something that was much requested finally coming true ( Algo que se pedía mucho, finalmente sucederá)
Remaster de Uncharted 1, 2 y 3 con casi total seguridad.
Siendo realista, aunque es una opción, yo creo que será la emulación de PSX y PS2, que es algo que la gente anda pidiendo desde hace mucho tiempo.
Aunque claro, estando Gaikai/PSNow por ahí, quizá sea otra cosa.
Something that was much requested finally coming true
Es el Meh Bandicoot, que estara a la altura de la Meh Experience que va a ser, ya me los conozco y ni de coña tendran algo realmente interesante.
#42 vamos xD si fuera todo eso, reventaban a la competencia en un instante xD ojala fuera cierto solo un 10% de eso, pero ya sabemos que no xD
Agent de Rockstar está vivo pero dudo que sea exclusivo, así que se va para el E3 mínimo.
Crash volverá y lo veo muy probable para esto.
TLG... quizás sí que aparece pero dudo que salga algo más que un teaser para que la gente sepa que sigue vivo y con suerte en el E3 vemos algo.
Uncharted remaster es algo que espero que pase pero que no va a pasar aun.
Y supongo que también colarán por ahí el Parappa nuevo que supuestamente estaba desarrollando un estudio indie.
