Me quieren regalar dinero millones

Roman

Yo espero ke se este riendo de nosotros kien lo haya posteado y todo sea solo un post pa hecharse unas risas, pq si de verdá crees ke te iban a regalar x millones by the face es ke eres mas inocente ke el piraña del barco de chankete

Namaris

xDD

que ya se que es Spam, pero eske despues de ke me regalaran nose quien derrepente una cantidad de pasta hace un par de dias y antes de eso otra cosa parecida que me paso y ahora en unos dias recibiré otro regalito pues pense....pk no? xDD

Aunke esta claro que no iba a dejarle nada de pasta, simplemente no es el tipico de los emails que llegan de spam y no sabia dnd estaria el truco...

aparte que si pide cuenta bancaria se la dejas y el con eso no puede acer nada, almenos con la mia ya que es cuenta debito, sin nominas ni ostias y no puede sacar nada, si lo hace y en x dias no lo pago yo pues el banco le cancela el pago (eso pasa almenos cn las domicilaciones)

enfin...nada, que no hay dinero para comprar MV y banear a todos los que me can mal, que se le va acer xDD

Saludos y Buenas Noches Cabrones

SoyLoPeor

Hay gente que tendria que examinarse antes de poder acceder a internet.

Oritobea

jajajajja, a lo mejor quiere favores sexuales a cambio

Mijatovic

habeis oido hablar del blanqueo de dinero? hay ofertas de "trabajo" en internet que te ofrecen trabajar desde casa. Este trabajo consiste en recibir un dinero en tu cuenta, y traspasarlo a otra, quedandote con un porcentaje.

Me suena a algo así, si te llega una transferencia de 20millones de dolares a tu cuenta, si encima no tienes un duro en ella, ten por seguro que tanto el banco como hacienda te preguntaran de donde ha salido eso :)

B

#35
Primero es que esas personas contactan contigo personalmente y te dicen todo lo que vas a hacer y cómo lo vas a hacer, y si no sigues las instrucciones tus piernas podrían sufrir algún percal.

Entonces, por lo que dices tú, que si no tienes nada de pasta pues sospechan de tí, a veces contactan con alguien que le haya tocado algo gordo en la lotería, y si lo que quieren transferir (20 millones, por ejemplo), y al tío le han tocado 100, pues lo pueden hacer, y el tío se queda 2, y de tranquis, pero yo NUNCA me arriesgaría.

Pero ya te digo que lo que le han enviado a #1 es imposible que sea serio, a ver si van a contactar contigo por email de una manera tan cutre para hacer algo que hay tanta pasta de por medio

Deckard_29

Me acaba de llegar este email hace 10 min, y lo he ledio y no veo donde esta el truco

Que triste dios mio.

FragelStone

#1 Eso son como los Email de alargamiento de Pene enviado por tias que nunca has visto en tu vida.

Dod-Evers

#33 Carné de usuario de Internet YA!

H

no te llega bien el riego al cerebro? eres tontin? a vale que si

r4r-SiTo

#38

Jajaja, sería mas triste que te enviara ese tipo de mail de alargamiento de pene, una tia que si has visto y que has intimado con ella _ y conociendolas.. fijo que lo hacen :S

Namaris

Me acaba de responder el tio xD, ai va:

DEAR FRIEND.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUICK ANSWER TO MY PROPOSITION. HOW IS YOUR FAMILY? I HOPE NO PROBLEM.
YOU ARE ADVICED TO LOOK AT MY SECOND MAIL AND WHEN YOU ASSURE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME WHEN THE MONEY ENTERS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT I WILL PREPARE THE OFFICIAL REQUEST FORM WHICH YOU WILL FILL AND TO SEND IT TO OUR BANK BY THE E-MAIL ADDRESS OF THE BANK TO PAY YOU PRESSING ATTENTION TO YOUR DEMAND TOWARDS THE BANK AS THE HEIR FOR THE DEAD CUSTOMER.KNOW THAT IT IS 100 % WITHOUT RISK. BE
ASSURED THAT I SHALL SUPPLY YOU WITH THE DETAILED INFORMATION WHICH THEY WILL REQUIRE FROM YOU AS REGARDS THIS DEAL.NOTE, YOU SHOULD NOT ALLOW THE BANK TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A PARTNER WHO SUPPLIES YOU WITH THE INFORMATION THEY REQUIRE FROM YOU TO SUPPORT YOUR DEMAND AS HEIR TO MR KATTAN SALIF WHO DIED IN 2002 IN A PLANE CRASH. BE ASSURED THAT IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS,THERE WILL BE NO DIFFICULTY FOR THE BANK TO TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. I AM A MAN Of 46YRS WITH 3 CHILDREN.
I WILL RETIRE FROM THE PUBLIC SERVICE ANY MOMENT AS SOON AS I SHALL CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU. NOTE THAT THIS FUND BELONGS To A FOREIGNER BUT REGRETTABLY HE DIED WITH HIS FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH IN 2002 AND SO FAR NOBODY CAME TO OUR BANK TO DEMAND THIS FUND AS HEIR TO THE DECEASED AND BEING FROM BURKINA-FASO I CAN NOT DEMAND THIS FUND BECAUSE IT BELONGS To A FOREIGNER AND ONLY A FOREIGNER CAN DEMAND THIS FUND.
NOTE THAT THE FUND MUST BE TRANSFERRED IN YOUR ACCOUNT UNDER 7 WORKING DAYS COUNTING FROM THE DAY OF SUBMISSION OF YOUR APPLICATION AND APPROVAL BY OUR BANK.
KNOW THAT IT WILL HAVE NO HANGING BACK AFTER THE COST OF THE TRANSFER IS BEING PAID.
NOTE THAT YOU WILL BE ENTITLED To 40% OF THE TOTALITY OF THE SUM AND 10 % WILL DRAWN APART FOR ALL THE EXPENSES WHICH WILL OCCUR DURING The COST Of the TRANSFER AND THEN 60 % WILL BE FOR ME AND MY ASSOCIATES.
FINE I HAVE RECEIVED THE MAIL YOU SENT TO ME AND MY COLLEGUES HAVE REACH YOU FINE.I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW BEFORE WE CAN GO AHEAD I WILL LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT .THERE ARE SOME DOCUMENTS TO BACK UP THIS FUND AND ALSO RE-ACTIVATION OF THE ACCOUNT ON YOUR NAME AS THE REAL BENEFICARY.
SO PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW FROM YOU IF YOU WILL ASSIST ME BOTH IN FINANACIAL AND OTHER WAYS SO THAT AS THIS FUND IS TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT ? WHAT YOU SPENT WILL BE REDUCTED BEFORE SHARING THE MONEY. THAT WAS THE REASON THE 10% IS MAP OUT FOR THE EXPENES? AND WITH ALL THIS REQUIREMENT THERE IS NO WAY THE BANK CAN TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I AWAIT YOUR ANSWER AS URGENCY IMPLIES. THANK YOU AND MY RESPECT TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY AND TO HOPE TO BE WITH YOU SOON.
YOU SHOULD PROCEED AHEAD AND THERE IS NO PROBLEM IN THIS TRANSACTION AND IS NOT ILLEGAL OK ? PLEASE STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN THERE IS NO PROBLEM AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO PROBLEM OK

GET BACK TO ME WITH THE INFORMATIONS BELOW SO THAT I CAN FORWARD TO YOU THE TEXT OF APPLICATION AND THE BANKS CONTACTS FOR YOU TO APPLY IMMEDIATELY.

CALL ME ON THIS LINE FOR FURTHER EXPLANATIONS: 00226 78849206
YOURS,

MR BUHARI TIJANI

JuStY

madre mia TONTO!

n1x3r

Mr.YUSUF ALIU
The Manager of Audit & Accountancy Dept.
BANK OF AFRICA BOA
Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.

( READ CAREFULLY AND KEEP SECRET)

Greeting, and how are you doing? I hope fine.Please let this my message do not be a surprise to you because i got your information and lay trust in you before i contacted you.I am the MANAGER OF AUDIT & ACCOUNTANCY DEPARTMENT of our bank and i decided to contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of TWENTY TWO MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($22,300,000.00).This is an abandoned fund that belongs to the one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his completely family on 25th oct,2002 in a plane crash disaster.

I was very fortune to came acroos the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files of 2003-2004 in other to submit to the bank managements accordingly for documentation purposes.It is clearly stated in our BANKING FOREIGN POLICY and signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed by the NEXT OF KIN till the period of SIX(6) years starting from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the BANK TREASURY as an unclaimed fund.Besides,it is not authorized by the law guiding our bank for a citizen of BURKINA FASO to make the claim of the fund.
So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF KIN to the deceased.When the fund is transferred into your account,FOURTY PERCENT(40%) will be for you in an assistance and in provision of the bank account,while SIXTY PERCENT (60%) will be for me. If you are really sure of your integerity, trustworthy and confidentiality,reply with your contact necessary for the transfer and call me as you so that i will let you know the steps to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.I will be waiting for your urgent reply.

My. regards to you and your family,

MR YUSUF ALIU

ES MAS FALSO Q LOS BILLETES DE 16€

Tig

Esto creo que es lo que se llama el timo nigeriano, o de las bandas nigerianas, o algo así. Vamos, que estoy esperando a que me llegue porque me forro fijo :|

Icaro

supongo que no le habras dado tus datos de cuenta... o si?

Namaris

#46, No, solo le resopndi diciendo que me diera un numero donde llamarle y tb los pasos a seguir y me mando todo ese tocho. xD

SilentB0b

Lo mejor es el titulo del thread claro está xDD.

elfito

mmmm kereis ser felices? pues enviar un € a Hombre feliz 43 calle muahaha xDDDD

P.D: los billetes de 16€ no son falsos... 1 dia me encontre un billete de 10 uno de 5 y 1 moneda de 1€ pegadas kon celo xDDDD

B

#28 pero cambiando INGENUO por GILIPOLLAS

JoSe-LoCo

DIOS esto es mas FAKE que el Andropenis de 10cm a 40 cm en una semana jajajaj pero vamos a tener cabeza señores.

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