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y un largo etcétera
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tirando de mentiras xDDD
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fuck ..
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quien ha sioo xDD
jajajaj yo! xD
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y da la caraaa xDDD
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Si empezamos troleando... xD
Se me ha ocurrido bajarme el doctor abuse (bot por todos conocido, espero), voy a ir pegando lo que me diga la peña y lo que me conteste el dr abuse es lo que voy a poner en omegle xDD
edit: fail, el dr. abuse no tiene inglés, yo creía que sí 
Alguien conoce algún bot similar que tenga inglés? puede ser la polla xDDDD
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Lol.
You: a problem sir?
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Stranger: YOU'RE A CHEESE SHOP BUT YOU'RE ALL OUT OF EVERY KIND OF CHEESE.
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You: FUCKING
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Un fail como un templo xD
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Este no tiene desperdicio xD
XDDDD
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en un principio he pensao "guay, para practicar ingles" pero luego me he dao cuenta de ke no, porke me da ke siempre hablo con la misma persona ._.
me he encontrao con una persona ke dice ser de Ohio y al decirle ke soy de pamplona me ha dicho ke si es donde "run with a bulls" xd
me hace ilu, si eske es cierto xD
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You: fail
You: 
Stranger: adios
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