You: eyyy
You: I lov cats
You: do you?
Stranger: i love ANAL
Stranger: HARDCORE ANAL
You: ahh nic
You: e
You: I'm nazi
You: my name is Adolf
You: where u from?
Stranger: Israel
You: I hate Israel
You: nothing personal
Stranger: but you lov cats?
Stranger: interesting
You: Yes, I love cats
You: thats me
Stranger: racism is not human
You: well, I hate black cats
You: for sure
You: do you prefer black cocks?
You: for ANAL I mean
You: say heil hitler!
Acabo de tener esta con un tio que me ha seguido el juego. Se que no es nada del otro mundo, pero me he divertido.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl?
You: You are talking with SexMachine 3000.
You: Please select your lenguage.
Stranger: English
You: Lenguage selected: English.
You: Are you male or female.
Stranger: Male
You: What do you prefer for me. I can be a woman or a man.
Stranger: woman
You: Character selected: Woman.
Stranger: Brb
You: "Brb" Error 404
You: "Brb" is not an order.
You: Error 404.
You: Please rewrite the orders.
Stranger: Nevermind
You: "Nevermind" is not an order. Error 404.
You: Internal Error
Stranger: Execute program
You: SexMachine 3000 is now Atomic Bomb 6000.
You: Please select Country.
Stranger: Crap!!!
You: Crap is not a Country.
You: Please select a Country.
Stranger: Cancel launch sequence
Stranger: cancel.exe
You: Launch sequence will start in 1 minute.
You: Please select target.
You: Please select target. Launch sequence will start in 30 seconds.
You: Your IP is 09324895231PENIS092345.
You: Bomb will going to that adress.
Stranger: Terminatelaunch.exe
Stranger: end.exe
You: Launch sequence will start in 10 seconds.
Stranger: Destroy files
You: Destroying files.
Stranger: Wait. Whats this button?
You: Order dstry.exe
You: executed
Stranger: STOP button hit
You: You need both keys for STOP sequence.
You: Sequence starts.
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: Missile on air.
You: Time to target 12Ž 06ŽŽ.
You: Time to target 11Ž30ŽŽ.
Stranger: Hang on... That other key is here somewhere
Stranger: Got it!!!!
Stranger: Keys: In
Stranger: Turning: NOW
You: Keys in.
You: Please instert cancellation code.
You: Time to target 10Ž44ŽŽ.
Stranger: S.T.O.P
You: S.T.O.P. is not the code.
Stranger: request manual override
You: Two trys more.
You: Manual was deleted.
You: You delete the files
Stranger: What!!!
Stranger: Just give me control of the rockets
You: Time to target 10Ž20ŽŽ.
You: Please enter manual control code:
You: Time to target 09Ž17ŽŽ.
You: Please enter manual control code:
Stranger: 1234
You: Manual code error.
You: Please try again.
Stranger: 1996
You: Time to target 08Ž45ŽŽ.
You: Manual code error. One try more.
Stranger: SHIT!
You: Manual code approved.
You: You have the control.
You: Time to target 08Ž07ŽŽ.
Stranger: Hmmm I hope this joystick still works
Stranger: Ok... Yes it does
Stranger: Lets fly this thing into space
You: Flying into space.
You: Time to target 09ŽŽ55Ž.
Stranger: Avoid satellites and planets
You: Time to target 11Ž55ŽŽ.
You: You saved the world.
ME CAGO EN LA PUTA, media hora hablando con una persona bastante buena gente de UK y no se porque, ha saltado a otra conversación sin yo tocar nada ni esta persona tampoco... ahora ya jamás podré contactar de nuevo con el/ella :/ pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
#634 ???
No entiendo.
Pero si te refieres a que pinchó alguno en desconectar... le saldría al otro.. porque sale xD
Para una persona que me encuentro con buen CI, buena conversación, interesante... que no busca mi poya o mi vagina.. pues que quieres..
Janita! 1 año después
Reanimo un poco el thread. Se me ocurrió entrar en un momento de aburrimiento extremo, y sorpresa, ahora puedes hacer preguntas a la gente. Algo asi como un Yahoo! Respuestas pero instantáneo.
Venga animaros a postear algunos for the lulz.
1 año después
