Omegle, habla con algún extranjero random

KuLtY #391 Jun '09

Stranger: hi
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Bau #392 Jun '09

aqui la gente no aguanta fffuuuu

You: are you Zapatero?
Stranger: what is it?
You: our leader!
You: letŽs go to take a walk on the moon
You: on 15 july
You: do you want to come?
You: we have coke and chips
Stranger: are u out of your mind?

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[Borrado] #393 Jun '09

Stranger: hi
You: Welcome!
Stranger: who are u
You: Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!
Stranger: what
You: It's that all, stranger?
Stranger: what have u got
You: Stranger, STRANGER...! Now THAT's a weapon!
You: What are ya selling'?
Stranger: i got a new weapon the rooty tooty fire AD SHOOTY
You: What are ya buying'?
Stranger: A PIE
You: Aaah... I'll buy it at a high price

Algo parecido a esto vamos:

1v0ry #394 Jun '09

AHORA MISMO:

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Stranger: hey im 19 male Ireland would you be interested in joining me for cam2cam?
You: hey im 21 fem spain and of course!!
Stranger: msn?
You: have u msn?
You: tell me
Stranger: yea do you have skype aswell?
You: no, skype no sorry
You: but i have webcam!!
Stranger:

msn del guiri

You: ok, thanks, see you in FEDA
You: bye
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YA SABEIS QUE HACER.... MUAHHAHAHA

Tanguiglio #395 Jun '09

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: what do u look for?
Stranger: cyber sex
You: and I guess u are not a woman
Stranger: nope
You: go out of home, it will help with sex
Stranger: my wife is fat
Stranger: i dont wanna cheat on my wife
Stranger: so i have cyber
You: that is another reason for going out of home, she will have more space
You: and more food
Stranger: ur an idiot

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Lewis92 #396 Jun '09

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Stranger: 16 m u
You: 17 female
You:
You: from?
Stranger: wanna cyber with webcams on msn?
You: yeah
Stranger: wats ur msn?
You: makina1_cs@hotmail.com
Stranger: mine is zifflez1234@hotmail.com
You: okay
You: you wanna sex?
Stranger:
You: oh..
Stranger: ?
You: webcam porn.. mmm. sexy
You: I like it
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: did u get my invite
You: 1 question
Stranger: k
You: you are from??
Stranger: canada
You: ohh!! nice
Stranger: u?
You: very beatifful place
You: spain
You: you know abou mediavida?
Stranger: no
You: oh..
Stranger: wat is it
You: a very good place.. yeah..
Stranger: o
You: you have cam?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u?
You: yeahh
Stranger: ru on msn?
You: msn
Stranger: yea
You: gogo

JAJAJA

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Moroboshi #397 Jun '09

#395

You: that is another reason for going out of home, she will have more space
You: and more food

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD JAJAJAAJ

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[Borrado] #398 Jun '09

#394

¿Qué vamos a hacer?

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[Borrado] #399 Jun '09

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You: Hi random stranger
You: are you nigga?
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NOS EMPIEZAN A CONOCER:

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Stranger: are you m or f?

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Stranger: holy shit!
Stranger: its chris hansen
You: yes, it's a trap
You: JA!
Stranger: woah man, i wasnt here to have no kiddie sex
Stranger: i was just coming to, um, urh, fix the pool

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Stranger: I'm so fed up with your BS. Cut the crap
Stranger: bastard
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Santi246 #400 Jun '09

Stranger: how, there's my picture
Stranger: http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/889/img0186h.jpg
You: OMG YOU ARE HARRY POTTER
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i have a diffrent magical thinks
You: O_O! jajaja FUCKING GAY

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[Borrado] #401 Jun '09

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Stranger: Ahoy there
You: ahoy
Stranger: That is so cool
Stranger: Wanna make out?
You: make what?
Stranger: Make out
You: i don't understand
Stranger: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Out-for-the-First-Time
You: how are you going to make out? cibermakeout? LOL
Stranger: We can roleplay
Stranger: Ill be the defenceless granny and you can be the giant nigger
You: why u aren't the nigga that stole my bike?
Stranger: Well ill be the nigga if you rly want
You: ¡police! this nigga stole my bike!
Stranger: Grabs defenceless old lady and runs away from the police
You: omg, why u don't play Second Life if you like roleplay?
You: or visit 4chan.org
You: or play WoW
Stranger: /b/
You: etc...? xD
Stranger: /b/
You: lol
You: it's pikachu
Stranger: /b/
You: /b/ all
Stranger: Lets mak
You: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Forces tongue down the skinny old hags throut, while groping her saggy tits
You: oh fuck, don't let me think in this LOOOL
You: it's a trap!
Stranger: Gets a massive black erection and uses it viciously
You: ROFL!!!
Stranger: The old lady screams out wildly
You: ROLF!
Stranger: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Stranger: "YOUR MASSIVE BLACK SCHLONG HAS TORN APART MY PUSSY!!!"
You: http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5033/needmor.jpg ownz all your history
You: fap fap
Stranger: Amen brother
Stranger: fap fap
You: yaaa
You: mediavida ownz
Stranger: Pristine white semen spurts out of my massive black cock into the old ladies mouth
Stranger: She chokes violently, and slowly dies gasping for air
Stranger: But the nigga dont realise and gets his homies who rape that dead granny so hard she comes back to life, suffers from a heart attack and dies again
You: omg
You: you are insane
You: lol
You: now why u don't take the roleplay of a frog?
Stranger: A nigga frog?
You: hmmm, will be ok
Stranger: A nigga frog rapes a tender 14 yr old girl to death
Stranger: The End.
Stranger: back to my story
Stranger: "Yo homies those cops are after us"
Stranger: So they grab a 'Strangers' bike and peddle away
Stranger: Unknowingly to them, the old grannies dress is stuck in the wheel, and they drag her body behind them as they flee
You: HEY, MY BIkEE!!!
Stranger: The stranger runs after them but gets gunned down
Stranger: by Mac10's
Stranger: yeah man
You: raptorjesus appears and uses "fenix potion" on stranger

bLaKnI #402 Jun '09 Inocente

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u from
You: from "O lai la la masumera, la masumera"
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bLaKnI #403 Jun '09 Inocente

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Stranger: hey i think i've seen you before
You: ¡pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ buoɹq sı buıɥʇǝɯos
Stranger: hahahahah
You: ¿ǝq uɐɔ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ noʎ
Stranger: i am coming across something like this for the first time!
You: : ...buıɥʇ poob ɐ ʇou sʇı 'buı1ıǝɔ uo spɹɐʍdn buıǝq ʞuıɥʇ ı
Stranger: hehe
You: .ʍou ɹoo1ɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq ɯı
You: oh hi!
You: better for my head
Stranger: that was cool !!!
Stranger: how did you do that?
You: http://www.fliptext.org/
You:
Stranger: thanks !
You: welcome!
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bLaKnI #404 Jun '09 Inocente

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Stranger: Hi
You: feel disturbance on the force
You: Good conversation could I think that this be, my apprentice. Yes, hmmm.
You: Think that the dark side could give holes to your mind, do you, hmm? Yeesssssss.
Stranger: yes
You: Alot to me maybe you understand not.
Stranger: yes you right i dont understand you
You: My site come and watch! Right now, this could give you some force powers to be stronger than what you are. Hmmmmmm.
You: http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php
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EDIT: xDDDD

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You:
Stranger: HEEEEEY
You: YEEEEEH
Stranger: UUUUUUUUUH D:
Stranger: *
Stranger: are u chearleader?
You: Not at all, but... Did you know that
You: Sarah Trimmer (6 de enero de 1741 – 15 de diciembre de 1810) fue una escritora y crítica de literatura infantil británica. Su periódico, The Guardian of Education, ayudó a definir el género emergente, criticando la literatura infantil en forma oficial por primera vez; también creó la primera reseña histórica de la literatura para niños, estableciendo un punto de referencia del género que los historiadores continúan utilizando en la actualidad. Su libro para niños más popular, Fabulous Histories, inspiró varias historias infantiles y permaneció en las imprentas por más de un siglo.

Trimmer fue una filántropa activa además de escritora; fundó varias escuelas dominicales y entidades benéficas en su parroquia. Para ampliar sus proyectos educativos, no sólo escribió libros de texto, sino que también creó manuales para otras mujeres interesadas en comenzar sus propias escuelas. Los esfuerzos de Trimmer inspiraron a otras mujeres, tales como Hannah More, a crear programas para escuelas dominicales y a escribir cuentos para niños y para personas de bajos recursos.
You: ?
Stranger: that's really cool !
You: Know it! So, you've breasts?
Stranger: yes I have
You: AMAZING!
You: how many?
Stranger: babe vem cá.. olha-me nos olhos e diz-me que não dá áá .. não há áá mais amor ..
You: wow! wait! Did you know that
You: Lundy es la isla más grande del canal de Bristol, atravesando 19 km de la costa de Devon, en Inglaterra, aproximadamente un tercio de la distancia del canal entre Inglaterra y Gales. Lundy debe su nombre a una de las Áreas Marítimas británicas.
You: ?
Stranger: volta sinto falta do teu abraço desse teu calor !
Stranger: that's funny
You: no
You: this is FUN!
You: http://www.silviasaintsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/silvia_saint_2.jpg
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bLaKnI #405 Jun '09 Inocente

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You: Say hi!
Stranger: high?
You: NO! Say hi!
Stranger: high!wrong button
You: HOLY SHIT!
You: SAY HI!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: better?
You: good.
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Va ya paro. xD

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[Borrado] #406 Jun '09

Dios, me ven venir...

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xrzz #407 Jun '09

tengo ahora mismo a 2 chinas y a una coreana en el msn.. esto es lo maximo xD

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[Borrado] #408 Jun '09

#407

Si bueno... pueden ser 2 indiOs y 1 IsraelÍ

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D4N7 #409 Jun '09

Stranger: i liek fire
You: my anus is bleeding FUUUCK
You: help me!

y ahi me aburri xD

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Yukiho #410 Jun '09

Joer yo creo q una coreana se ha enamorado de mi >.< q maja

Ardenss #411 Jun '09

Alguno que haya tenido alguna experiencia positiva que acabe en la confirmacion de que esta hablando con alguien extranjero de verdad, majo, y tal? Es que me da la sensacion que son todos trolls, encubiertos o no xDD.

GeNGhiS #412 Jun '09

los hay majos si xD

FaLLeN #413 Jun '09

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: m china
You: me too
You: from where?
Stranger: 浙江
Stranger: 你呢
You: arroz con que?
Stranger: 什么
You: pollo con almendras?
Stranger: 讲汉语吧
You: rollito?
You: y cuanto de precio???
Stranger: 不懂啊
You: tirao!
Stranger: i cann t undertand

NaCh1To #414 Jun '09

hola?

You: hi
Stranger: Do you like to grab paper off tables and scribble disturbing pictures of Nazi racism all over the paper, and then pronouce to the world that you do in fact "Hail Hitler" like the scum Nazi motherfucker that you are?
You: lol
You: wtf
Stranger: so you would in fact say that cheese should be legal in all parts of the world?
You: were u fm?
You: from? o.o?
Stranger: Okay Mr. President what are your thoughts on computer Mice without the middle scroller-roller?

Poisonous #415 Jun '09

Stranger: hey
You: hellloooooowww
Stranger: do you like dogs?
You: i like bears
You: pedo bears
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que sensibles...

Poisonous #416 Jun '09

You: hi stranger
Stranger: Hi.
You: my mom says, "dont speak with strangers"
Stranger: and
Stranger: here you are
You: im a bad boy
You: would you punish me?
Stranger: No
Stranger: NO HOMO.

jajajaja

MoRiBuNdO #417 Jun '09

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Stranger: hi
You: heya!
You: we're ya from?
Stranger: the UK! you?
You: im from spainnnnn
You: male or female?
Stranger: male, you?
You: me too
You: do you have sisters or a good looking girlfriend ??
You: =D
Stranger: the girlfriend part i do, yes!
You: is she cute?
Stranger: very, very cute!
You: oh nice! i have a big penis to show her
Stranger: probally not as big as she's used to
You: 1sec phone
Stranger: want to see a picture of her?
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You: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DrDr3 #418 Jun '09 :psyduck:

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, f or m?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: m
You: from?
Stranger: russian
Stranger: u? You: wow, cold You: spain You: age? Stranger: 13 You: damn, do u hear about one bear? Stranger: no?
Stranger: but
You: hmmm, interestin
Stranger: what you mean?
Stranger: yes there is many bears he-he
Stranger: -,-
You: hold on a sec plz
Stranger: okay
You: thats the bear i'm talkin about
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You: pedobear!
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DrDr3 #419 Jun '09 :psyduck:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, f or m?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: f
Stranger: you
You: m
You: from?
Stranger: britain
Stranger: you
You: weeeeerk!
You: that's a vulture follow u!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DrDr3 #420 Jun '09 :psyduck:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, f or m?
Stranger: hello and f
Stranger: You?
You: m
You: from?
Stranger: finland, you?
You: wow, cold, spain
Stranger: It is
Stranger: Age?
You: the 2 ducks
You: xd
Stranger: What?
You: 2 <--- one duck 2<--- another one = 22
You: it's a joke
Stranger: ok
You: u?
Stranger: Sorry, i'm bit slow when it comes
Stranger: 15
You: do u hear about a bear? he comes from the internet
Stranger: Again what?
Stranger: sorry...
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You: that bear
You:
You: pedobear
Stranger: ok
You: u hear about'em?
Stranger: no
You: he only like girls between 6 to 15 years old Uu
You: it's pedobear!
Stranger: jaa
Stranger: how scary
You: hahaha
You: don't worry, it's a good bear
Stranger: If it's a pedobear how it can be good bear?
You: cause, he isn't evil
Stranger: oh
You: he loves lil girls only
Stranger: bad I'm not a little girl
You: mentaly maybe not, but physically yes, that's what he loves
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but I have to go 'cos mom says go to sleep!
Stranger: Bye
You: remember mediavida.com rules, don't forget that
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EDIT: me aburro, y en esta e sido mazo cruel xd

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