Omegle, habla con algún extranjero random

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Stranger: hay
You: wololo
You: from ?
Stranger: Wolololo!
Stranger: if that was an intentional AoE reference I am leaving right nao
You: WOLOLOLO !
Stranger: hehe.
You: where r u from ?
Stranger: new mexico
Stranger: you
Stranger: ?
You: mexico lindo guey
Stranger: si si
You: u know Orlando ?
Stranger: florida?
You: Tomate Orlando
You: Quate, aqui hay tomate
Stranger: no habla
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Brutito chamaco GUEY !

Acabo de conocer a un tio muy interesante en Omegle:

You: hi
Stranger: before we start talking to much
Stranger: i'm going to be honest
Stranger: I'm 30 years old and live in my mothers basement overweight and am sitting naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos talking to you
Stranger: but i do have a 12 inch penis
You: that's good, because i'm a sexy 15 years old girl looking for new experiences
Stranger: oh exciting lol
Stranger: like what?
You: like having sex with a 30 years old overweighted man living on his mothers basement and sitting naked and eating cheetos while talking to me
Stranger: anything else?
You: guess not
Stranger: wow really i thought you were going to be exciting
Stranger: you don't deserve my sweaty man boobs
You: wow, that was reallye a new experience
You: that I could never have.....
Stranger: maybe what will you give for my sweaty man boobs?
You: whatever you want of course, except money
Stranger: dang i so wanted 15 dollars
Stranger: because im running out of money to play world of warcraft
Stranger: ugh
You: tell me that you have a lvl 80 paladin... that really excites me :3
Stranger: oh i have a lvl 81
Stranger: what do you think about that baby
You: ooohhh...... mmmmmmm..... tell me
You: full equiped?
You: do you have a large two-handed sword? ;3
Stranger: i have a two hander
Stranger: but only need one
You: maybe you'll need 2 :$
Stranger: oh really why?
You: now i really think you're virgin
You: tell me, are you with SIDA?
You: I mean... AIDS
Stranger: no im with the cia
Stranger: and the nsa
Stranger: its the younger sister of the cia
Stranger: more like the retarded younger sister
You: I didn't expect this could become more hot...
You: a secret agent you mean?
Stranger: yeah you should see how big mu "gun" is
Stranger: it requires 2 hands
You: mmmm and do u have handcuffs?
Stranger: fluffy ones
Stranger: please i play WoW all the time and sell my characters
Stranger: i have a good income
You: want to marry me? I mean, get married at Las Vegas, you dressed like Elvis, me like Marylin..... it's my dream since i was a teen....
You: i mean, I still i'm a teen
You: but it's my dream
Stranger: oh how old are you really my wood elf?
You: 15, near 16
You: but i look like if i was 12
You: :3
Stranger: small boobs?
You: sure.... yours are bigger
Stranger: how big are yours
You: you won't see them until we get married!!! ò.ó
Stranger: still how big are they i'm a picky fat guy
Stranger: they have to be a certain size
You: you don't care about their size
You: I don't want to marry you anymore :(
You: you're a pig
Stranger: well they only have to be big enough to hold a can
Stranger: of cherry coke
Stranger: as we play WoW for the honey moon
You: i think they will do
You: but do not touch after marriage, ok?
Stranger: why not?
You: because i say!!!!
Stranger: then you can't touch mine either
Stranger: because my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard
You: ok.... so, we'll have to marry soon.... i'm not sure if i will be able to wait ;O
Stranger: oh so you want me to touch your boobs that bad?
You: yeah, while playing with your pala
You: and having an orgasm at the same time you level up
You: ^o
Stranger: oh you know me so well
Stranger: i feel like i have met you when i first was a noob
You: we're made for each other.... it's.... D E S T I N Y
Stranger: yeah we just have to wait 2 years
You: promise you won't get any other girlfriend during this time?
Stranger: i dont know why should i stay with you
Stranger: what if i meet a woodlin fairy?
You: all men are the same
You: you broke my heart :____________(
Stranger: send me a picture
You: no pics, but i can draw you my tiny tits
You: ( . )( . )
You: do u like them?
Stranger: mine look like this
Stranger: ( .)( . )
Stranger: yeah my boobs are different sizes
Stranger: and my nips are off centered
You: i'm sure you can have all the girls that you want
You: nobody could resist that....
Stranger: they are hairy too
You: i'm getting hot again.... stop....
Stranger: oh and curly
Stranger: my pubes match the carpet
You: ok, now i really think that i have to say good bye
Stranger: but why? haha
You: because here, in SPAIN, it's 5:08 AM
You: see you here tomorrow, same time
You: (K)
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: u know http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJJF11bIxM ?¿¿¿¿
Stranger: yes i know
You: ayurame
You: yo tengo
Stranger: about it
You: muchos quereseres
You: they're your pussy bitches?
Stranger: where are you from
You: nevada
Stranger: i am a girl from albania
You: sure..
You: i fuck your ca
You: cat
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: naaa
You: im bnored
You: bored*
You: but in class i dont make anything..
You: touch my friends balls
You: ballss of steeeeel
Stranger: are you a boy or a girl?
You: a boy
You: with 25 cm cock
Stranger: are you a gei
You: haahahaha
You: i dont say you where i have my part gay ;))))
Stranger: i am a girl not a boy
You: but... im not gay =(
Stranger: ohhhh
You: my friend john osorio is gay .. u know it?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i am from albania
Stranger: remember?
Stranger: what time is there
You: im from luxemburg
Stranger: you told me from nevada
You: this is me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJjYd3K4Nuc
You: im from spain
You: y te lo demuestro
You: hablandote lo mas profundo de mi idioma
You: me gustaria romperte el orto asta hacerte sangrar en los azulejos de tu baño
You: desgarrarte la vagina hasta q grites de dolor
You: y sakare los ojos con una piedra
You: (LLLL)
You:
You: u like it?
Stranger: please english
You: is veryy romantic
You: i only told u pretty things
Stranger: really?
You: translate it in google
Stranger: about sex
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: thank you
You: jajajaja cibernetic sex uuuu
Stranger: englishhhh
You: in albania what language do u talk?
Stranger: albanian
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: pleaseeeeeeeee
You: froom spaiiiiiin
You: asturias
You: like fernando cagalonso
Stranger: what time is there
You: 11.10 am
Stranger: the same time is here
Stranger: i am sick so i didnt go to school
Stranger: you?
You: A flu?
You: H1N1¿
Stranger: why you are not in school
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: here in albania there no h1n1
You: im at the school : Valliniello.pa jajjaja in professional formation im hacker
You: nooooooooo???? w000w
You: here there are aliens
You: with flu
Stranger: reallyyyy
Stranger: a lot of peopleeee
Stranger: ???
Stranger: are you protected?
You: hahaha yes
You: i have antivirus

You: Are you a bot?
Stranger: are u?
Stranger: i am not

#17 No lo son.

You: hi
Stranger: he sexy thang
You: yes Spanish

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
Stranger: from?
You: Uranos
You: Uranus
You: you?
Stranger: iam from koara..
Stranger: ......?
You: Where is that planet located?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: waet..
Stranger: weit..?
You: i'm from Uranus, in the space, 1009 coords north, 90009 lightyears
You: i'm like an ufo with a HUUUUUUUUUGE dick
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: iam......... 21
You: i'm 56
You: I live with kids in my house
Stranger: bye

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Stranger: are you a horny girl with webcam
You: I'm a horny maromo wiht a huge dick in a webcam
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EPIC:
Stranger: hi!
You: hii
You: from?
Stranger: france
Stranger: u?
You: spain^^

Stranger: how old?
You: 17
You: you?=
Stranger: 18
Stranger: ^^
You: your sex?

Stranger: are u a boy or a girl?
You: im a boy
Stranger: I'm a boy
You: fuck
You: bb
Stranger:
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You: hi?
Stranger: hi
You: where are u from?
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Stranger: hello
You: hi, LAPD reporting in.
Stranger: fuck man fuck
Stranger: the 5-0
Stranger: ruuuuuunnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: you cant run....
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Stranger: fuck!!!!!!!!!!!1
You: YES U ARE FUCK NOW
Stranger: i'm fucken fucked
Stranger: o shit
Stranger: god damn it
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck!!!
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Ya me siento realizado por hoy y con mi buena obra del dia realizada.

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Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: im watchin 2 n 1/2 man
You: wtf is that?
Stranger: oo
Stranger: hbu
Stranger: sum stupid shit that goes n tv
You: uhm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: btw im a dude
You: i prefer www.redtube.com
Stranger: uhm?
Stranger: so u are a dude
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: o shit i dont remember that webpace
Stranger: page
Stranger: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: ?
Stranger: it was good
You:
Stranger: lyk wit 20 min vids
You: get fun ^^
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hello stranger, are you talking with Predo the lvl 80 tauren druid
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Me partoooo

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi there asl pls
You: wath?
Stranger: age country sex
You: 16
You: uk
You: female
Stranger: 18m germany
Stranger: speak germN?
You: photo?
Stranger: yes
You: no, i only speak english or spanish
You: pls give me a photo
Stranger: www.myspace.com/psykommandeejay
You: http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3643/img00205.jpg
You: are u sex with me?
Stranger: mom
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ?!
You: yes
You: lets go
Stranger: u beginn
You: mmmm
You: no, u first
You: but....
You: are u pedophilo?
Stranger: but?
You: i call to police
You:
Stranger: lol ?
Stranger: stfu crack bitch
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Si, en los chats soy tia xDD

Esto es lo que pasa cuando uno se hace pasar por una mujer rumana que trabaja para la SSR

Sin risas:

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You: hi
Stranger: yo nigga
Stranger: liek kfc
You: si si pero mi tranca es mediavidera
Stranger: te quierro puta
You: y yo a ti zorron
You: eres de mv?
Stranger: sí
You: lol
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pd: kien es?¿ xDDDD

#534 Que casualidad jajaja,llevo a todos los guiris diciendo eso a ver si habia algun mediavidero xDD

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im from mediavida
You: oh,si,media vida mola,tu no
You: capullo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yo tb de mv
Stranger: jajajaj
You: no me jodas
You: jajajaja
Stranger: hamijo
You: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: xD
You: jajaja
Stranger: jajajaja
Stranger: que casualidad
You: llevo haciendo la idiotez a todso a ver si encontraba alguno jajaja
You: la verdad es quesi xDDD
Stranger: XDD

#532 ramaGZ: question: who are the patriots?
Stranger: some shit american footbal team?

<intruduzca aquí cara de psicópata cabreado con ganas de trocearle>

xDDD como cambian las cosas

You: Hello baby
Stranger: Hey, im 16 M aussie
You: im 41 m spain
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: sure
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: soz, i ment im 61, M aussie
You: oh
You: sry i ment im 14 m spain
You: u are pederast?
Stranger: sure am
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so, what are you really?
You: a turtle
Stranger: lool
Stranger: i have a friend called turtle
You: im the famous turtle
You: u know ? entourage
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