Stranger: hi!
You: HI
You: pene?
Stranger: LOL no.
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JAJAJAJAJA
Ayer puse en 4chan una conversación buenisima, estaba petada de anons la pagina y era la mofa xD
Una de ahora, mi ingles es pésimo
Stranger: heyyy
You: que pasa artista
You: que marcha me llevas?
Stranger: only speak english
You: kk
You: sup artist?
You: what... march do you... carry??
Stranger: eheh what
You: only speak spanish
You: englishfag
Por cierto, nadie dice nada de #1 y lo de "puedes hablar con alguien al azahar" ? xDDD
Stranger: where do you work?
You: in a spanish city
Stranger: LA?
You: spain is in europe =/
Stranger: i know
Stranger: right beside germany and turkey
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
You: hello!
Stranger: Hi!
You: from?
Stranger: Iceland fo sho.
You: wo, im spanish
Stranger: Bien, alors.
Stranger: Shit, that's French.
xDDDDDDD
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Stranger: Hi
You: HEY WAZZAP
Stranger: everything's ok
You: where you from?
Stranger: mexico
Stranger: u?
You: hola panchitooooo
You: soy español
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jajajajajaja he hablado conmigo mismo xDDD
You: ye yeah
Stranger: ye yeah
You: I hate you
Stranger: y yo
Stranger: soy mediavida
You: yo pedobear
Stranger: ye yeah
You: ye yeah
Stranger: I hate you
You: y yo
You: soy mediavida
Stranger: yo pedobear
sin bots xd
Stranger: oh hey!
You: ,khgjg v
Stranger: you so funny
You: ye
You: u are a bot?
You: i like bots
Stranger: you ask me
Stranger: i can be a bot if you want me too?
Stranger: botbotbot
You: suck my balls
You: bot
Stranger: do you really want me to suck your balls?
Stranger: botbotbot
You: rush MV >>>>> www.mediavida.com
Stranger: blink
You: bb retard
Stranger: bots are much clevererrer than retards
Stranger: HI
You: hola
You: spain
You: ??
Stranger: Oh merde
Stranger: un Espagnol !
You: oh lerde
You: jaja franchute
Stranger: MIERDA NO GUSTA ESPANOLES
Stranger: PORQUE HAY 5/20 EN ESPANOL !
You: ohh because??
Stranger: That's a difficult language
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You just got rick rolled by Xikeon!
You: HOLA
You: jajaj
You: mv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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_____________HABER KIEN ES EL 1º EN ENCONTRA UN SPAÑOLL_____________
Bots? Qué cojones estáis diciendo?
Entonces el msn de una holandesa que acabo de agregar, estoy hablando con ella, me pone la cam...es un bot muy real entonces ¬¬
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: from?
You: asl tu madre subnormal
Stranger: jodete puta
You: JAJAJA
Interesante para practicar el ingles xD
Primer intento
Stranger: do you watch sanford and son?
You: what?
Stranger: the tv show
Segundo intento
Stranger: churros! churros! churros!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: spain?=
Stranger: yes
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You: hiho!
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: your name?
Stranger: malaysian
You: wou
You: im spanish
Stranger: and u/?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: torres is the best
You: jajajaja, yeah!!
You: u like football?=
Stranger: of course
Stranger: favourite sports
You: you know atlético de madrid?
Stranger: yeahhh
You: ^^
Stranger: he's from that team before going to liverpool right???
You: yes!
You: 
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: but i like villareal
You: yellow submarine!
You: xD
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: your age??
You: spanish selection is really good now
You: 22
Stranger: yeahhh
Stranger: very strong indeed
Stranger: with fabregas
You: yeah
Stranger: vicente
Mi inglés es una mierda, lo sé xD
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Stranger: Minä olen esanssimies
You: Hello stranger
Stranger: hello : |
You: are you a male or a female?
You: i'm a male
Stranger: female : |
You: where are you from?
Stranger: from the universe : |
You: that's good
Stranger: sorry im too stoned to see shit
You: i'm from there too!
You: yeah
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: welcome
You: to the internets
Stranger: to the gates of walhalla
You: i've never been there
You: is it a warm place?
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: i think not
Stranger: i think they drink cocoa and wish they could fly
You: good aspirations
You: i wish i could fly
You: but not as a fairy
Stranger: i can fly!
You: maybe as a Ironman
You: oh you can't, can you?
Stranger: ironman, such a masculin character
Stranger: i sure can!
Stranger: i can teach you
You: well, just be sure not to tell that to little kids
You: they could try it...
Stranger: yeah ;P
You: well then teach me
You: that has to be sooo good!
Stranger: ok, first you have to be naked
You: oh what a lucky person
Stranger: after that u should drink few cups of tea
You: i was naked already
Stranger: lucky you!
You: wait just a sec
You: i'm going to prepare tea
Stranger: after that, shave all your bodyhair (you know aerodynamics)
You: would you like a cup?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sure 
You: then there will be two, hand for a second ^^
Stranger: \o
You: well, there are on the microwave
You: what was the next action?
You: shave all bodyhair
You: ok
You: just for science! i want to flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: Good! The next step is preparing for the first flight. You have to run outside your house and scream as loud as you can: I CAN FLY!! I FUCKING MADE IT! THANKS OBAMA, MY MAN! I HAVE A SON!
You: any other thing? i think i'll note all this and shave later
You: oh!
Stranger: it is important to shave right now
You: uh ok ok
You: then i'll do right now
Stranger: After the scream part, just jump
You: as you wish
Stranger: ok : )
You: holy shit this is awesome
Stranger: I know!
You: have you tell that to someone?
You: -apart from me-
You: i'm going to make History!
Stranger: no, you are the first - and probably the last one : )
You: oh what a honor
You: thank you very much
Stranger: because i dont have time to teach masters of flying cause i must fly now!
Stranger: np : )
You: ok then
Stranger: i shall fly to the future now! bye my dear!
You: go fly!
Stranger: have nice flying
You: flyy!!!!!!!
You: http://www.mediavida.com/vertema.php?fid=90&tid=353267&pagina=2
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Esto no son bots xDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: well, not so good
Stranger: how come?
You: i'm trying to pierce my balls but i don't have painkillers
You: it's getting messy down here
Stranger: lol
You: any advice?
Stranger: um, don't try to stick needles in your jewels?
You: too late
You: i'm bleeding
You: oh god
You: this is so painful
Stranger: i think you're pulling my leg, sir. =)
You: oh god
You: i'm back
You: had to put some bandages
You: took a picture btw
Stranger: lol, okay.
Stranger: so what drove you to pierce your nuts?
You: i like body modification
You: i already had my tongue split in two
You: viperine tongue
You: did u ever see one?
Stranger: yes
You: it's very pleasant for a female
Stranger: if you say so
You: wanna give it a try?
Stranger: i'm not talking about sexual shit with you.
You: i didn't mean to talk about shit
You: i just wanna try my tongue on you
Stranger: bye.
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You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: are you a pornstar?
Stranger: a...FUCK YOU!!
You: oh yeah this is god!!!!!!
Stranger: no i am not
You: fuck me fuck me!!!!
Stranger: ¬¬
You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: no
You: oh ohh yeahh ohh dame más hard fuck fuck i like tu polla
Stranger: ...
Stranger: see ya
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xDDDDDDDD
You: puta
You: come huevos
You: nazi
Stranger: your mother?
You: haha
Stranger: you english?
You: spain jo puta
You: 
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: i have no idea :p
Stranger: sorry man :p
You: hi
Stranger: DANNY?
Stranger: DANNY?
You: yeeeeeees
You: im danny!
You: whats up?
Stranger: OMGG!!!!
WERE WAS YOU LAST NIGHT MAN
You: with i girl hehehe
You: and you?
Stranger: hahah , your to fat to have a girl tho D:
Stranger: how can you pull bahahah
You: .....
You: im not fat... like cartman hehehe
Stranger: hahahah , oooooofttttttt i'd fuck him
You: you are insane man
You: i would fuck kenny... but cartman.. puaag
Stranger: danny ,
whats my name D:
You: the cigala?
Stranger: ¬.¬
Stranger: ITS SARAH
Stranger: DONT YOU REMEMBER
Stranger: WE HAD SEX LAST WEEK
You: of course!!!
You: i was joking... hehe
Stranger: i wasnt D:
You: 
Stranger: danny want sex again ?
You: i dont know...
Stranger: ¬.¬
You: you hurt me the last time
Stranger: What did i do D:
You: you used the toths...
Stranger: toths ?
You: por el culo te la hinco!!!
jajajaja esto es buenisimo shurmano
edito:
You: are you a penguin?
Stranger: I accidentaly a penguin
Stranger: felt good
You: im a whale
You: you are dead
You: good luck next time
Stranger: Prove it
You: 2+2+2+2=5 in your butt i put my penis
Stranger: bitch
