#26 Es la hostia, lo ha creado una mente MUY enferma.
#29 Por las fotos que puedan acabar aquí, por lo que vi en el blog, hay algunas fotos subidas de tono. Más vale prevenir que curar. ¿Por cierto, tú entras sólo a trollear?
Stats de la partida buena:
STR: 100
Toughness: 45
Speed: 100
INT: 49
Libido:36
Sens:38
Corruption:54
Lvl 10
EDIT: OK, una súcubo me ha robado el pene. Sí, robado. xDDDDDDDDD
Descripción del personaje: You have a curious lack of any sexual endowments.
Una bestia de tentáculos me ataca y se lleva el owned:You see a massive, shambling form emerge from the underbrush. While first appearing to be a large shrub, it shifts its bulbous mass and reveals a collection of thorny tendrils and cephalopodan limbs. Sensing your presence, it lumbers at you, full speed, tentacles outstretched.You debate the merits of running from such a creature, and realize it's now too late to escape. While you attempt to resist the abomination, its raw muscle mass is too much. It pins you to the ground easily. You feel slimy tentacles run up and down your groin as the creature searches for whatever gonads it expected you to have. When it realizes that you have neither penis nor vagina, it smartly casts you to the ground in apparent disgust.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!" The creature speaks in an unnervingly human voice. The voice sounds almost too human.Completely confused, all you can do is sit there in shock."Where are your naughty bits, goddammit!", the creature bellows. "Us tentacle creatures need to FEED!"You sheepishly state that you are gender neutral and have no genitalia."You gotta be shitting me!!", the monster bellows in contempt. "Of all the motherfuckers I ambush, it has to be the ONE bastard I can't feed from! What am I supposed to do now, asshole?! I gotta eat!"At a loss for words, you meekly offer the creature some of your food you have packed for your journey. The creature slaps it out of your hand, almost breaking your wrist.
"I can't eat that shit!", roars the abomination. "Do I look like I have a fucking mouth to chew that with?! NOOOOOO! I feed off futas and wayward women! Futa cum and tit milk! YOU have NEITHER!!!"The beast slaps you squarely on the ass as if to push you along. "Get the fuck out of here!", it screams. "Get lost so I can hunt me a REAL meal!!!"You walk away from the creature, which hides back in the brush. After you trek a bit, you wonder if what happened really DID happen...
En fin, la anémona llora al ver que no tienes rabo xDDDD