Stranger: hi
You: mv
You: hola
Stranger: mv? bmv xD
You: jajaja
BMV DICE EL MAMON xD
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You: hola
Stranger: porn.
You: ok
You: mm
Stranger: lesbians.
You: ??
Stranger: lubricant.
Stranger: boobs.
You: tengo miedo..
Esta página es la risión xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: what does a woman do in an airport?
You: wait for a boat
You: hahahaha
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You: hello
Stranger: whats u
You: 1+1=
Stranger: 2
Stranger: im from vegas
You: ok, you are not stupid
You: bye
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUU
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello there.
You: k pa?
Stranger: Wha?
You: que dices nigga?
Stranger: Sorry but I don't understand.
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You: hola
Stranger: hi !
Stranger: were u from
You: bangladesh
Stranger: ou, nice
Stranger: im from finland
You: no, is not
Stranger: why ? :o
You: public executions
You: day after day
You: my brother got his hand cut
You: because he stole an apple
You: and my father works 17 hours a day
You: in a mine
You: for 50 dollars month
Stranger: so sad =(
You: my sister was raped by the local police head officer
Stranger: im sorry
You: and i was shot while trying to stop him
Stranger: =(
You: i can't walk now
You: the shot went through my back
Stranger: how sad !
You: yes
You: but my mother is not sad
You: do you know why?
Stranger: why ?
You: because she is dead
Stranger: ok, im sorry
You: a bus passed over her
Stranger: ok
You: she lasted for 40 minutes
You: before the ambulance arrived
You: but she was dead by that moment
You: 40 minutes of horrible agony
Stranger: okei
You: after that the ambulance took the body
Stranger: but im fine =)
You: and the doctor told us that they had raped my mothers dead body
Stranger: dont lie to me, i cant belive any word
You: we couldn't afford to bury her
You: so we have her in the kitchen
You: in her favourite seat
You: watching TV
You: forever
You: and ever
You: she likes FOX
Stranger: i dont believe any word so, dont tell lies things like that because my mum is really dead!
You: you have her in your kitchen too?
Stranger: im just kidding and laughing your unbeliveble story
You: my sadness makes you happy
Stranger: yes, your lies makes me happy
You: sir i'm not lying
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voy a dejar esto que es ultra absurdoXD
Stranger: hello!
You: hi
Stranger: how r you?
You: FINE, i want to suck a cock
Stranger: unfortunatly i'm a girl, can't help you honey
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: you know ataturk
You: WTF?
Stranger: he's dead, Ataturk..
You: then i'm going to kill myself...
You: Hi
You: I SAID HI
You: ANSWER ME
Stranger: I answering you
You: you re slow
Stranger: So is your head
otro :
Stranger: evening
You: evening
Stranger: whats up
You: the sky i guess
Stranger: WOOAH
You: word
Stranger: word
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: x/u/r ?
Stranger: p/o/o/p
You: b/o/o/b
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Stranger: well, i'm male so u can leave now
You: :-/
You: you can leave
You: i dont want to refresh
Stranger: damn you =(
You: :-/
Stranger: lazy ass
Stranger: lol
You: you too
Stranger: good luck finding girls
Stranger: i'm a girl actually
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You: it's a trap!
Stranger: i'm looking for a gay
You: omglol
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: i am damn serious here
Stranger: and this gonna be a very serious conversation
Stranger: are u in?
You: wtf?
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directo ante todo xd
Para flipar, he empezado a hablar con uno en inglés y la cosa ha pasado a insultos tipo motherfucker y demás. Luego hemos empezado a decirnos acertijos para ver quién era más listo de los 2, y al final resulta que el otro era argentino y hemos acabado hablando de la crisis económica y de por qué llaman a los españoles gallegos (en castellano) xD
Stranger: HOLLA
You: hi
Stranger: you GOOD?
You: I'm pro
You: u?
Stranger: I'm semipro
You: that's coz u aren't from mv
You: =)
Stranger: mv?
You: nvm
Stranger: MVP?
You: NBA
Stranger: PSE
Stranger: RSPCA
You: PSOE
You: PP
Stranger: ABC
Stranger: easy as 123
You: BBC
You: HDP
Stranger: RSPB
Stranger: HSBC
Stranger: NAACP
Stranger: WWF
You: I have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong cat
You: ejem, dick.
Stranger: ejem?
You: ojom
Stranger: PTA
You: tpm
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lel
Stranger: como estas?
You: sentado
Stranger: hsuhs
You: tuuuuuuusooooooooooo
Stranger: hablas dondes?
You: español mucho bonito, sevillanas, toros, ole, ole
Stranger: -
Stranger: adios..
You: the fieeeeestaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
You: and paella
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"Stranger: vag?
You: no
You: and you?
Stranger: agh!
Stranger: damn
Stranger: me pen
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lol, al principio no lo pille xdddddd
Stranger: if jews didnt kill the dinosaurs millions of years ago
Stranger: raptors would be the most intelligent species on the planet
You: yes, but the most inteligent
You: was adolf hitler
You: killing jews
Stranger: yes
Stranger: who could forget his smile
Stranger: so bright and comforting
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Stranger: Daniel, is that you?
You: Daniel? no, Im from MediaVida
You: Pedobear? is that you?
Stranger: Danie, stop screwing around
Stranger: you've got ot come home now
Stranger: the boss is getting angry
You: Freaking dude
Stranger: damn it daniel
Stranger: stop it and get back here!
You: No
You: I'm live with my PC
Stranger: Leave Pat Callahan out of this!
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You: pedobear? are you here?
Stranger: i was hoping to see him
You: 
Stranger: so um
Stranger: are you blond
You: orly?
You: no way
Stranger: too bad
You: u like blond ?
Stranger: yeah
You: I can take a wig
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: yes
You: blond wig
Stranger: please do
You: secs free
You: blond wig
You: FUUUUU
Stranger: aaaaa
Stranger: blond
You: aaa
You: coolface
Stranger: are you even a girl
You: yes
Stranger: so you like tentacles
Stranger: and pedobear
You: I like pedobear
You: and I like epic fail guy
You: and I like the cockmongler
You: adorable
You: (L)
Stranger: i like you
You: let's play wow game
You: or counter strike
You: you choose darling
Stranger: wow is for nerds
Stranger: cs is for cool people
You: if I like wow I am a nerd?
You: : (
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: do you like wow?
You: nerd girl? is compatible?
You: I like play dmc too
Stranger: if you have glasses
Stranger: and blond hair
Stranger: wig
You: no
Stranger: oh
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xD
