Sábado perfecto para el mediavidero medio.

Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin' from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally, got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up fo' later as I hit the do'
Thinkin', "Will I live another 24'?"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies, and I'm askin' y'all
Which park, are y'all playin' basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple-double
Freakin' niggas every way like MJ
I can't believe, today was a good day, shit!
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from them cowards
'Cause just yesterday, them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police, and they rolled right past me
No flexin', didn't even look in a nigga's direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin' Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em!
Roll 'em in a circle of niggas, and watch me break 'em
Wit' the seven, 7-11, 7-11
Seven, even back do' Lil Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' "Domino!"
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central LA
Today was a good day, shit!
Left my nigga's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryna fuck since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on her big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin'
Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin' those high beams
No helicopter lookin' for a murder
Two in the mornin', got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a Pimp!" (yeah)
Drunk as hell, but no throwin' up
Halfway home, and my pager's still blowin' up
Today, I didn't even have to use my AK
I gotta say it was a good day, shit!
Hey, wait, wait a minute!
Pooh, stop this shit!
What the fuck am I thinkin' about?

He tenido y me gustan los perros, pero lo de tenerlos en el suelo pasando de mi mientras como, me supera, no entiendo como la gente aguanta eso.

Joder, que envidia.

Soy yo literal(sin perros), cuando me quede solo hace 2 semanas por primera vez en 2 años todo el finde. Sin mujer y sin hija.

Creo que hice todo lo del vídeo + pajote

Falta el pajote

Hamburgesoncho que se casca agustisimo entre pecho y espalda, después se clava un tremendo de ayahuasca y para acompañar una copita mientras ve el último capítulo de la banda del patio.
Le falta la pantalla más grande y una hoe chupándosela para estar en el paraíso.
8/10

Perrijos, Pan Soma y Circo

Agenda 2030 Seal of Approval

Muerto en vida.

La auténtica salud y el bienestar

Vaya fake, teniendo su propio piso sin compartir con 463468446434654 personas

Eso es un planazo de noche random que no tienes pensado salir ni hacer nada, anda que no se agradece de vez en cuando una tarde-noche lluviosa así, yo estaría en el pc viciando a algo pero mis respetos a los vagazos que prefieren la comodidad del sofá y un mando.

#26 Habría que ver cuál es el plan perfecto para los que dicen que que triste xd